This was inspired because I was listening to "You have AIDS" from Family Guy while looking at Izaya pictures.:'D
WARNING: Mentions of Shizaya and, well,...AIDS. ._.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Durarara, it's characters, or Family Guy.
Kida singing is like this. Mikado and Anri singing are like this. All together like this.
Izaya sat in Shinra's apartment staring down the apprehensive doctor.
"Well? What were the results?"
"W-Well, I don't know how to tell you this, Izaya, so I'll let these guys do it!"
With out a second of hesitation, Mikado, Anri, and Masomi walked into the room and began to sing.
"You have AIDS!" Masomi started off while Mikado and Anri sang out.
"Yes, you have AIDS!"
"I hate to tell you, Izaya, that you have AIDS!"
"You got the AIDS!"
"You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here!" Masomi sang out again, grabbing his arm.
"Or maybe all that unprotected sex put you here!"
"It isn't clear, but what we're certain of is you have AIDS!"
"Yes, you have AIDS!"
"Not HIV, but full blown AIDS!"
"Be sure that you see this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS!"
"Not HIV, but really, full blown AIDS!"
"I'm sorry, I wish it was something less serious!" Anri piped in.
"But it's AIDS! You got the AIDS!" The trio finished off, striking a pose.
Izaya stared in shock for a few moments, before angrily muttering.
"I think I hate Shizu-Chan even more now..."
THE END
XD I can't think of anything else to say but, I laughed so hard writing this! I thank the person who put "You have AIDS" on my computer, you know who you are.:| R&R~