Chapter 1 – Dipper
A/N: Hey everyone! This is my first attempt to write a Gravity Falls humor story so please no flames.
Each chapter will have around two hundred words or so. I hope you enjoy it!
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Dipper yawned as he made his way downstairs and into the kitchen for breakfast.
Grunkle Stan was making some pan cakes when saw him.
"Morning Knucklehead." Stan greeted.
"Morning, Grunkle Stan." He replied tiredly as took a seat in front of the toaster. "Hey, where's Mabel?"
"She woke up early, said something about meeting her friends." He answered with a shrug.
Dipper nodded in understanding and then turned to the toaster. He put two pieces of bread inside it and waited patiently.
To his surprise, nothing happened. Confused, Dipper looked inside it and groaned.
"Oh come on!" he gave the thing a light bang on the side and smiled when it started humming. "There we go!" he exclaimed. Suddenly, the toaster began shaking violently.
"What the-" Dipper's jaw dropped as it floated into the air and flew out of the window, leaving the boy pale and speechless.
Grunkle Stan who missed everything that just transpired walked over to the table and placed a plate of pancakes in front of him. "Here ya go!" he said, then noticed the horrified look on the boy's face.
"What happened to you?" he asked and then gasped. "AND WHERE'S MY TOASTER!?"
Dipper, still frozen from shock managed to lift his hand and pointed to the open window.
That was the only answer Stan needed. "It flew away, didn't it?"
Dipper nodded.
Stan sighed and sat down. "Good thing I've made pancakes."