A/N sadly owns the characters. But i own the plot (so take that).
Edward and Emmett are sitting on the couch in the living room.
Edward: "I wonder what it would be like to eat a banana."
Emmett: "Iwant a cookie! Esme make us cookies!"
Edward: "I wish I had a polar bear so I could feed it cookies."
Emmett: "Tick tock goes the clock. Around around goes the ground on a crown in a town. Hee hee ha ha la la la! Edeewardooooo!"
Edward: "I really want a silly goose hmmmm, I wonder when Bella's coming over so we can climb a tree."
Emmett: "No, no Edwerido. Get it hahahaha!."
Edward: "Now I wanna go horse back riding."
Emmett: "Horses poo!"
Edward: "If I was gay I might like it more that my skin sparkels in the sun." A/N (Nothing against gay people, I highly doubt that they want sparkely skin or maybe they would)
Emmett: "It's time to re-apply the glitter."
Edward: "Ha ha, I dont have the face of a monster. This is the georgeous face of a male unicorn."
Emmett: "Yep, B-E-A-uitful."
Edward: "Dont hate apreciate."
Emmett: " Chips and dip."
Edward: "Color me purple."
Emmett: "Zebras with herpies."
Edward: "Be who you want to be B-A-R-B-I-E barbie girl!"
Emmett: "Coke-E-Cola."
Edward: "Pink, blue, yellow, 4, .25, 97, yes, no, maybe, bear, fish, apples, COOKIES!"
Emmett: "Wow Edardo your special."
Edward: "Special Ed. Get it ED and my name's ED-ward."
Emmett: "Indoor plumbing sucks and smells like poo!"
Edward: "Rainbow elephants."
Emmett: "Hungry hungry hippos eat COOKIES!"
Edward: "YO ESME WERE ARE COOKIES!!!!"
Esme: "YO EDWARD SHUT UP 'CUZ YOU DONT EVEN EAT COOKIES."
A/N Just a random story to star off my fanfic life. Me and my friends from yearbook made it up so shout out to Tyler and review.