It was a boring day at Acme Acers Looniversity especially for Calamity
Coyote he had been slipping his grades and falling asleep in class so his
mentor Wile E Coyote had began teaching him personally, Wile E was after
all a genius and couldn't stand the thought of his student slipping past
everybody else even Dizzy Devil.
So Wile E had taken Calamity out on a field trip to the desert to were all of his famous scenes had been chasing Roadrunner.
Calamity didn't have a short attention span in fact he had the potential to excel all of the other Tiny Toons its just he had recently been distracted and couldn't focus.
"CALAMITY!" Wile E shouted to get the preteen coyote's attention.
Calamity snapped out of his trance. "What? I'm awake!"
"Then kindly tell me what I just said." Wile E asked in a calm voice.
"Err you were saying how you nearly caught Roadrunner?"
"NO! But good guess. Anyway I was saying how your goal in life is to catch your rival Little Bleeper, student to my nemesis Roadrunner and I wil..." noticing Calamity had nodded off wile he was rambling
Wile E pickled Calamity up by the scruff off his neck so he could make eye contact with him.
"That's why Calamity I have a test for you."
Calamity had a puzzled look on his face when Roadrunner and Little Bleeper sprinted up.
"Your test Calamity is to catch Little Bleeper fail and you are banished from Acme Acers. Succeed and you take Little Bleeper out of the picture and go back into the normal class with the other toons."
"Banished?!?" Calamity started.
"Banished." Wile E said sternly.
Calamity looked at his competition Little Bleeper those delicate long legs the finest figure and the most beautiful eyes he had seen Calamity didn't understand he liked girls but Little Bleeper to him was the most beautiful guy in the world he had been seriously wondering if he was gay the thought never bothered him but when he thought about other guys he never found them attractive at all.
"Bleep." Little Bleeper shouted in Calamity's face and sped off.
"Calamity." Wile E said. Calamity turned back to his mentor. "You have one hour."
Calamity ran as fast as his two legs could carry him.
After a number of false attempts and falling of cliffs he finally had Bleeper in his grasp after swinging from a rope.
Bleeper and Calamity rolled until Calamity smacked into a Cliffside with Bleeper still in his grasp Calamity looked at Bleeper the most beautiful thing in the world to him was right there in his arms he couldn't help himself as he saw bleeper eyes closed and cowering waiting for a bite or scratch but instead to have Calamity press his lips into Bleepers cheek quickly then not able to finish his test let Bleeper go.
Bleeper stood there and stared at him. "Why did you let me go?" she said in a tomboyish voice. "And why did you kiss me?"
"I couldn't hurt you I wouldn't let my self and I... WAIT! You're a girl?"
"You didn't know?" Bleeper asked.
"No every one thinks you're a guy."
Bleeper smirked. "So why did you kiss me?"
Calamity blushed. "Well its just well even if I thought you were a guy, too me you are and always have been the most beautiful thing in the world and letting you go is far better than not being banished form Acme Acers."
Bleeper blushed and gently kissed Calamities nose.
"CALAMITY!" Wile E yelled who hadn't seen this little display of affection. "Times up and you have failed to complete your mission."
Roadrunner ran up and smiled at his pupil.
"Mr Coyote, Calamity did catch me but accidentally let me go."
"So?"
"Well according to what you said as long as he catches me with in the hour he goes back to his normal classes and does not get banished and since he caught me he gets to stay."
Wile E looked at Calamity and smiled. "Well Calamity looks like you can stay then."
Calamities face lit up. "Really?" He asked.
"Of course." Wile E replied.
"Thanks bleeper." Calamity said.
Bleeper bleeped and ran off with Roadrunner
"Why did you let your rival win Bleeper?" read on a sign that Roadrunner held up.
Because even is Calamity is my rival he is still my friend and It wouldn't be fair if he was banished and didn't deserve it."
Roadrunner looked at his student suspiciously and held up a sign. "I hope its just friends." It said.
"Of course it is!" Said Bleeper annoyed.
End chapt 1
I have to get this couple out of my system.
So Wile E had taken Calamity out on a field trip to the desert to were all of his famous scenes had been chasing Roadrunner.
Calamity didn't have a short attention span in fact he had the potential to excel all of the other Tiny Toons its just he had recently been distracted and couldn't focus.
"CALAMITY!" Wile E shouted to get the preteen coyote's attention.
Calamity snapped out of his trance. "What? I'm awake!"
"Then kindly tell me what I just said." Wile E asked in a calm voice.
"Err you were saying how you nearly caught Roadrunner?"
"NO! But good guess. Anyway I was saying how your goal in life is to catch your rival Little Bleeper, student to my nemesis Roadrunner and I wil..." noticing Calamity had nodded off wile he was rambling
Wile E pickled Calamity up by the scruff off his neck so he could make eye contact with him.
"That's why Calamity I have a test for you."
Calamity had a puzzled look on his face when Roadrunner and Little Bleeper sprinted up.
"Your test Calamity is to catch Little Bleeper fail and you are banished from Acme Acers. Succeed and you take Little Bleeper out of the picture and go back into the normal class with the other toons."
"Banished?!?" Calamity started.
"Banished." Wile E said sternly.
Calamity looked at his competition Little Bleeper those delicate long legs the finest figure and the most beautiful eyes he had seen Calamity didn't understand he liked girls but Little Bleeper to him was the most beautiful guy in the world he had been seriously wondering if he was gay the thought never bothered him but when he thought about other guys he never found them attractive at all.
"Bleep." Little Bleeper shouted in Calamity's face and sped off.
"Calamity." Wile E said. Calamity turned back to his mentor. "You have one hour."
Calamity ran as fast as his two legs could carry him.
After a number of false attempts and falling of cliffs he finally had Bleeper in his grasp after swinging from a rope.
Bleeper and Calamity rolled until Calamity smacked into a Cliffside with Bleeper still in his grasp Calamity looked at Bleeper the most beautiful thing in the world to him was right there in his arms he couldn't help himself as he saw bleeper eyes closed and cowering waiting for a bite or scratch but instead to have Calamity press his lips into Bleepers cheek quickly then not able to finish his test let Bleeper go.
Bleeper stood there and stared at him. "Why did you let me go?" she said in a tomboyish voice. "And why did you kiss me?"
"I couldn't hurt you I wouldn't let my self and I... WAIT! You're a girl?"
"You didn't know?" Bleeper asked.
"No every one thinks you're a guy."
Bleeper smirked. "So why did you kiss me?"
Calamity blushed. "Well its just well even if I thought you were a guy, too me you are and always have been the most beautiful thing in the world and letting you go is far better than not being banished form Acme Acers."
Bleeper blushed and gently kissed Calamities nose.
"CALAMITY!" Wile E yelled who hadn't seen this little display of affection. "Times up and you have failed to complete your mission."
Roadrunner ran up and smiled at his pupil.
"Mr Coyote, Calamity did catch me but accidentally let me go."
"So?"
"Well according to what you said as long as he catches me with in the hour he goes back to his normal classes and does not get banished and since he caught me he gets to stay."
Wile E looked at Calamity and smiled. "Well Calamity looks like you can stay then."
Calamities face lit up. "Really?" He asked.
"Of course." Wile E replied.
"Thanks bleeper." Calamity said.
Bleeper bleeped and ran off with Roadrunner
"Why did you let your rival win Bleeper?" read on a sign that Roadrunner held up.
Because even is Calamity is my rival he is still my friend and It wouldn't be fair if he was banished and didn't deserve it."
Roadrunner looked at his student suspiciously and held up a sign. "I hope its just friends." It said.
"Of course it is!" Said Bleeper annoyed.
End chapt 1
I have to get this couple out of my system.