Hey people!! I had a wonderful idea!!!! I'm now making Inuyasha Fairy Tales!!! This will be a series of fairy tales-Inuyasha style. Here's the first one!!!

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Original version- The Three Little Pigs

Inuyasha version- The Three Little Idiots

Characters

Idiot #1- Hojo

Idiot #2- Kouga

Idiot #3- Inuyasha

Big Bad Know-it-all- Kagome

Once upon a time there were three little idiots. Their names were Hojo, Kouga, and Inuyasha. Now, these three little idiots all hated each other with a passion. So, they all built their own house. Hojo, being the dumbest, built his entire house out of straw. Kouga was also quite stupid, for he built his whole house out of sticks. And, to everyone's surprise, Inuyasha was the smart one for a change and built his entire house out of bricks.

The one person that the three idiots were afraid of was the big bad know-it-all, Kagome. One day, Kagome was extremely bored, so she decided to go pick on one of the idiots.

Hojo was sitting in is house, careful not to breath too hard in fear that the house might fall down, and was repeatedly writing, "Pink is pretty. Pink is pretty." When he heard a knock on the door. The door then fell to the ground with a soft thud and Hojo froze in his seat.

"Stupid idiot dumbass, stupid idiot dumbass, are you in?"

Hojo replied, "No, I'm out shopping for more pink shirts."

Then Kagome yelled, "YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!" and the house collapsed. Hojo lie in the middle of a pile of straw, dead. sniff sniff "Oh, well. I'll just go to the idiot next door!" and with that she left the dead Hojo and skipped of towards the house of sticks.

Kouga sat on his sofa admiring a picture of himself when there came a knock on his door. "Whadda ya want?"

"No need to be rude," said Kagome. "I only wish to show off my knowledge like you show off your strength."

"Get out of here! Or else I'll beat you up with my super strength!"

"Like I said show off. I'm wasting my time here."

"Yeah, right. Go ahead! Run away!"

"DO NOT ACCUSE ME OF RUNNING AWAY AND COWERING IN FEAR!!!" Kagome roared. The house of sticks fell to the ground in a heap, with Kouga lying butt up in the air, also dead. "Damn. I'll just go bug Inuyasha! He is the fun to bug." She walked away from the pile of sticks and strolled down the road towards a house of bricks.

Inuyasha sat at his kitchen table and was chomping down on Ramón. When Kagome knocked on his door he said, "I know it's you Kagome."

"Let me in Inuyasha!"

"Sure the door's open." Kagome, slightly surprised, walked in.

"Have you been studying or something?" Books and papers were everywhere.

"Yeah. I didn't feel like being the dumb one whenever you come over. What happened to Hojo and Kouga?"

"I blew down their houses and killed them. Opps."

"Yes!! No more competition!!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Um... nothing. Come into my room and I'll tell you everything I know."

"Ok. Chances are you got something wrong."

Inuyasha murmured, "And I'm supposed to be the dumb one..." and with that, they walked to the bedroom to "discuss" knowledgeable things. Many fights followed over who was smarter and other stupid things. (Typical Inuyasha and Kagome)

Not the best... I'll do better next time. Next Fairy tale: The Emperor's New Clothes ("The Monk's New Clothes" -- How does that sound?) )

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