Rayne

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Spike/Xander wakes up in bed(looks confused,sits up)SPIKE/XANDER-What in the bloody hell? Where am I?(looks over, sees Dawn/Anya)SPIKE-Anya!?, What am I doing in bed with you?

DAWN/ANYA-(screams, looks shocked)D/A-Xander?, how did I get here with you?, and why are you talking in an English accent?. You sound like Spike.

S/X-Oh, no kidding you ninny, seeing as how I am Spike.

D/A-No you're not, you're Xander, just like I'm Dawn.

S/X-What?, you're Anya. You know former demon who tortured men.

D/A-Nooooo... I think I'd know who I am.

S/X-Oh yeah, well go have a look- see in the mirror.(D/A gets up and looks in the mirror

S/X-I told you, now what should we do about you?

D/A-AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!. Oh my god!. How? What? Why? Huh?

S/X-Calm down, you sound like a bloody child!

D/A- Maybe that's because I am!

S/X-You're a 1000 year old demon. Act you age!(S/X Roll eyes)

D/A-(still standing in front of the mirror)How did this happen? What are we going to do Xander?

S/X-I told you I'm not Xander, I'm Spike, you know the Big Bad,(steps in front of mirror, behind D/A)

Ahhhh....I look like Xander. Oh this is gonna be a fun day.

D/A-I told you you're Xander.

S/X-But, I'm not... I'm Spike. Wait a minute, Xander doesn't have a chip in his head.I can hurt people

now.(looks over at D/A, scrunches his face up trying to turn into a vampire, feels his face and teeth)Ohhh bloody hell, I'm not a vampire.I'm a human, this day couldn't get any worse.

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Scene 2-

(still with Dawn and Spike)

D/A-So what are we gonna do now? You think everyone else has switched bodies?

S/X-Well, if I'm in Xander's body, Xander's probably in my body.

D/A-Oh my god!. We need to get to Buffy's before anyone get's hurt......or confused.

(At Buffy's house)

(Willow/Buffy wakes up and answers the door)

W/B-Xander? Anya?. What are you doing here this early?

D/A-Buffy?

S/X- Is that you?

W/B-No I'm Willow!, Buffy's still sleeping.

S/X-OK I guess we all have switched bodies.

W/B-Switched Bodies? What are you talking about?

D/A-Go look in the mirror, and see for yourself.

(W/B goes over to mirror)W/B- Oh this is Not Good!

D/A-Lets Go Get Buffy.

S/X-Yeah Big Sis Will know What To Do.(roll his eyes)

W/B-Xander…. Uh Spike, We Can't fool Around Right know. Someone might Get Hurt!! Xander He is A Vampire.( With A Look Of Horror on her face)

S/X- What of it?

W/B-If He Goes Out In to The Sunlight….

D/A-Poof!!

S/X- Oh Bloody Hell! All I need is to have him kill me, Well my body anywise!