AN: I went back in time to save anime.

Hero watched crazy sensei put a basketball on the gas pedal.

Adult Child looked on in confusion.

"Sensei, are we going to play 1v1 basketball?"

"No stupid, I'm going to use it to hold down the gas pedal so the car rolls into the water."

Man child thought about this, and thought some more, but it didn't make any sense. "The basketball isn't heavy enough to hold down the pedal, or big enough to push against the seat."

"Something something strings, child from the future! This is the end for us!" crazy sensei said, suddenly sporting a generic mad villain face that was never there during homeroom. He pushed the basketball down, and for some reason it just stayed there instead of being pushed back by the pedal. His plan worked.

Heero fought with the buckle, much like he had for the last 15 minutes of the car ride. "What can I do!" he thought yelled. "His crazy and overly-complicated plan worked, and now I'm stuck here slowly coasting to my death." Then he stopped being retarded and pulled on the upper belt. Success. It gave slack to the belt around his waist, and he wiggled free. Luckily, since the car was going so slowly, he had time to remove the magical basket ball and turn the steering wheel no more than 5 degrees to take the car off a collision course with a bad episode.

The teacher, who was walking away like a cool guy who didn't look at explosions, didn't notice anything until the car drove past him. "Whaaaaat!?" he said in the voice of that guy who says, "AHH IT'S A GUNDAAAM!" right before he gets blown up. You know. That guy who voiced the black ranger from Ultron and somehow gets hired as a throwaway VA in every English Gundam dub.

He hadn't counted on the child who was from the future being able to get out of his seat belt bindingand drive a car, but it makes a lot of sense if you think about it. At worst he thought the kid would get out and then they'd have a showdown on the ice, where he'd doubtlessly win by merit of being two times eleven, and now he couldn't even give chase without a vehicle.

Child Prodigy, armed with a confession, evidence, and a car, drove to the police station and called his mom. They explained everything and had the evil teacher arrested. He was found hitchhiking home from the ice river, which aligned perfectly with the story the kid had told. Thankfully so, as it was going to pretty hard for the police to believe such a meticulous abductor had suddenly resorted a kill set up that could only work in a 0/10 anime.

Fast forwarding 10 years, hero is a popular and skilled mangaka, now meeting with his not so small friend Hinazuki. They started dating. Soon after they were married and had a 10/10 child more beautiful than the one she would have had if she'd married one of his dopey friends. But why would she ever do that? This isn't a pile of garbage suitable only for the trash receptacle that is A1 Studios. This is a good one, and nothing about the relationship is creepy at all!

The End