Naruto, Successor to the Punk
Chapter 2: Exiled, and I'm going to a mercenary!
Rating:T
Well here's chapter 2…and well, please review, (also the start of this takes place 2 years before the start of Naruto.)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this stories other than my own plot and OC's. Naruto or Desert Punk, or the other numerous things that belong to someone else, who I plotted to go back in time, take their Ideas, enslave them, so I may own their property
"Normal speak"
'Thoughts'
"Jutsu and Demon/Inner Persona (like Inner Sakura)"
"Demon/Inner Persona thoughts and Jutsu"
"Summoned entity speak" "Summoned entity thoughts"
Desert Punk, also know as Kanta Mizuno is know far and wide in The Great Kanto Desert for getting his missions done, 100 of the time. Unfortunately it's NOW being know of the effects of his ruthless ways of completing them. Which is why we are currently witnessing this scene.
"What the hell?" Punk said in his helmet as several large spears were pointed at him, one moment he gets payday from the Taskmaster of his job-well done, next large, pointy-as-crap spears in his face. "Kanta Mizuno, your are hear-by ordered to leave the Great Kanto Desert on charges of Several major cases of destruction of resources that belong to Oasis Government. You are also being exiled on account of the additional destruction of Oasis's 36 government building." Said a arrogant looking solider wielding a spear.
"Hey your president Mugenya, said he would excuse me of all crimes if I got him out of there when those Bandits came!" They looked at each other once then pointed at him again. "No matter, you are expected to come with us to the train then your to your own devices then."
Several Hours later.
Kanta had taken of his helmet and cloak and had them in his bag, along with his emergency scroll which contained a couple of special things, and apprentice suits with several outfits given to him by his former teacher/master. His signature Kunai and shrunken . His very own Hentai Magna from when he was a kid. He looked boredly out his window and at the guard next to him. The guard was currently as reading his profile and he couldn't help but look.
Name: Kanta Mizuno
Age: 24
Alias: Desert Punk, Self-Proclaimed Demon of the desert
Mission record: See pamphlet
Description: A short angry Man who became a mercenary after quitting his job as Government Shinobi. Is about 5'5 in height, black spiky short hair, tan complexion
His nose is roundish angular. Eyes are a shade of Coal.
Warning: Is to be considered dangerous. Be cautious.
'That's it, they said nothing of my dreams…or the fact I have a sense of humor."
"Hey Guard?"
"Yes"
"What about my house?"
"…Property of the Oasis's Government"
"My land?"
"…Property of the Oasis's Government"
"My Stuff?"
"...Property of the Oasis's Government"
"Your mother?"
"She is the person who puts the label "Property of the Oasis's Government."
"...You suck."
"You swallow."
Kanta grew red and looked like he was about to jump him, but the spear at his chest told him other wise, as in sit down.
At he train station in Suna
Kanta glared as the train left the station. Maybe he was reflecting on being forced to leave the life he's had. Maybe all of his conquests, victories, and battles no longer meant anything. …No he was glaring at the Guard who currently was sitting with a smug look on his face as the train left the station. He was also upset that all his money was now 'Property of the Oasis Government.'
"This isn't over, this just means the whole planet will know of Desert Punk, YA HEAR THAT KANTO DESERT, YOU HAVEN'T HEARED THE LAST OF THE DESERT PUNK!" Kanta yelled crazily to the sky. This caused a large amount of people to step back from the cackling man. Later that day Kanta, back in full gear as Desert Punk, ran out of Suna with one thought in mind, 'This is only the beginning, here I come world!!'
Two months later, Fire country, Konoha no Sato
Konoha, the village hidden in the leaves I well know through out the Ninja World as one of the more powerful hidden villages. It came out on top ad survived two wars, and has produced some of the finest Shinobi in history, such as the legendary Sennin.
The only sign of weakness that has ever become truly apparent was when 10 years ago, calamity struck when Kyubi no Youkai attacked, and even though the demon was defeated, it struck such a devastating blow, many shinobi were lost. This included the Forth Hokage, who sealed the Demon into a boy. His last wish had been for the boy to be seen as a hero, but through out the 10 years and counting for that boy, we can see how well that turned out.
Konoha Ninja academy
In a class of 30 students hopeful on passing their Gennin exam, one student sat sweating feverously. He had blond hair and blue eyes, and strange whisker like birth marks, eerily similar to a cat…no, more like a fox. He younger looking than his classmates, he was allowed with special permission from the Third Hokage to be admitted into the older class for a chance to be a Shinobi, but if he failed, he would have to take it over and over until he passed.
He didn't want to even consider going through year like this again. His classmates treated him like shit, and his teachers considered him less than Dog shit. He never received the proper materials to succeed, his questions were mocked, and he was beginning to suspect his teachers were giving questions only the fully-seasoned shinobi could barely answer. He was pretty sure he had failed the Written exam, maybe the Tai-Jutsu, defiantly Gen-Jutsu, but if he could pass the Nin-Jutsu, and with a tiny bit of mercy from Kami, maybe, just maybe he could be a Shinobi.
'There is no such thing as Kami, or if Kami exists, mercy is just a joke.' the 10 year old thought miserably as he watched the graduates get congratulated. He managed to do Kawarimi no Jutsu, andHenge no Jutsu, but Bunshin no Jutsu, no go. He was currently sitting on a swing, listening to his former classes parents praise their children and mock him, silently (or so they thought) to each other, like calling him 'Monster', 'Hell spawn,' and the classic, 'Demon' when he heard something that made his heart skip a beat. He listened more intently to what two gossiping mothers were sayng.
"Hey have you heard that there's some Mercenary in town, calls himself the 'Unstoppable, 'Unbeatable' Demon of the Desert?" The boy began grinning, 'there's someone like me, only invincible?!' He could hardly contain himself, all he needed to know was who to look for and he would be off…"They say he has a metal round helmet, and he's really short, and…" they suddenly stopped when they heard a poof noise. They looked over to the swings where the 'Demon Brat' was only to notice there was a boy-shaped cloud there. "Anyway… he's just some faker, he isn't even a ninja, not like Kakashi." the woman continued soon after the cloud blew away, then blushed after thinking about Kakashi.
Konoha's Ichiraku Ramen Stand
Something in the boy knew he was he was here. Everything good happened here. He looked around quickly before spotting him. Short? Check. Polishing a dull-looking round metal helmet? Check. This is him. He was tan, like himself, short, like himself, and people kept giving him strange looks as they passed by, the only difference between him and this person was the color of their hair and eyes. How would he approach this man, who was a so-called Demon of the Desert?
"Kid I'm warning you to back off." Kanta said boredly to a little brat who had been standing behind him for 5 whole minutes. "No way! How did you know I was, that proves it, I'll follow you to the ends of the world to get you to train me!" The Kid said pointing at him with a cocky grin. "Do you know who I am gaki?" He shrugged his shoulders, he remembered what the gossips said and was silently hoping, then grinned, "I know who I am, I'm Naruto Uzumaki, future Hokage and your new apprentice!" The kid, now know as Naruto said grinning broadly.
Kanta couldn't believe his luck. He had only arrived this week, he had planned that once he announced who he was in the middle of the town, work would come flooding, but no, he's treated like a crazy person, given these so called D-missions, (haven't even touched them), and ran out of money that he took with him from Kanto.
Now there was some little brat behind him staring at him like a loon, then calls himself his apprentice. Now it would be nice to have a lackey, but the orange jumpsuit this kid was wearing was killing him. "Listen brat, I don't have time for this, the only way I'd consider you my apprentice was if you were either a woman with fun bags the size of melons or you could pay me this amount." He said making the 'necessary measurement' motions with his hands then handing a out a piece of paper.
Naruto's eyes bulged out at the price, and was tempted to use his secret Sexy no Jutsu, but then again he could use all his rent money to pay off his land lord. Bu then again…"Is there any other way I could pay this?" Naruto said eventually. Kanta looked over at the 3 D-mission's. "I'll let you pay half of this if you do all three of these Missions." "All right!" Naruto yelled pumping his fist into the air before the Day.
Kanta grinned, 'there's no way he'd be stupid enough to actually,' 'Poof.' Naruto Shaped cloud + 'poof' sound + missing mission folders + Loud cheering in distance Kanta Jaw drop. "No way, he really did it." The owner of the Ramen Stand walked up to him. "Yeah, that's Naruto for you, once he sets out to do something he won't stop." "Huh." Kanta grunted then went back to polishing. 'If he fails I still get the money, good thing he doesn't know that, and the old smelly Ramen guy and his sexy, sexy worker aren't mind-readers.' Kanta grinned thinking to himself. Mean while Ichiraku suddenly took on furious look and pulled out a Huge meat cleaver, (why would a Ramen Chief need that) and his daughter/employee blushed just as quickly.
MISSION #1 CLEAR SNAKES OUT STORE BASEMENT!
Naruto looked at the mission skeptically, then at the at the 5 puny stone-still Garner snakes. "Ha, this is it, no problem." Naruto thought grinning. If had read the rest of the mission, he would of seen the warning it is snake mating season message.
Suddenly hissing came from all directions, and Naruto was immediately caught in a large ball of withering snakes. "What are they…ew, ew, EW, MATING BALL!" Naruto screamed as he,(still encased in the snake orgy) ran out screaming. Thus his hatred of snakes was born. Good thing was, the snakes were later washed away, when Naruto jumped in the river to get them off him.
MISSION #1 CLEAR SNAKES OUT STORE BASEMENT! COMPLETE
MEANWHILE AT THE RAMEN BAR!
'This isn't half bad.' Kanta thought as he ate the ramen he ordered. Ichiraku grinned behind the counter as he zipped up his zipper. Ayame,(the Ramen girl) stared on in horror/fascination.
MSSION #2 ORGANIZE HOKAGES PAPER WORK!
Naruto stared at the mountains of paperwork in fear. The Third Hokage's secretary looked at them with him. They looked at each other once, nodded, then in frenzy of sorting that has never been accomplished before, managed them into 100 smaller (but still large) piles. It is reported that when the Hokage saw all 100 piles, he went emo for a whole hour.
MSSION #2 ORGANIZE HOKAGES PAPER WORK!COMPLETE
MEANWHILE AT THE RAMEN BAR
"So do you really think he'll take Naruto as an apprentice?" Ayame asked her Dad quietly. "He'd better or he'll be singing soprano." He replied holding the large meat clever again. Kanta suddenly shivered and sneezed.
MISSION # 3 MOST DEADLY MISSION EVER, FIND THE KITTY TORA!
"Dear journal, I don't know what I was thinking, as soon as I cornered the cat, it all went wrong. Suddenly snakes came flying at me, it took 3 whole minutes, 3 WHOLE MINITES TO GET AWAY!" A frantic, dirt and leave covered Naruto wrote down. "I've ran out of the little chocolate (most have melted) candies, and the situation looks grim, this cat-but-not-cat-is-really-evil-master-mind thing, is going too be spaded if I have my way." Naruto put the journal away in his secret pocket, grabbed a bendy straw, duct tape, rubber bands, and two cardboard spears. Holding a spear above his head, he charged, screaming and yelling.
1 hour later
They stared down each other, a sort of understanding filling each others eyes. A silent conversation with in the air. They had both exhausted their best skills.
"I can't go back, I'd rather die."
"You have to, I would let you go but, I must capture you."
"Very well."
The Cat launched itself at Naruto, claws and teeth at ready. Naruto's eyes were shadowed by his hair and held out a hand, his pants were missing hlf a leg, and his jacket sleeves were ripped off. The cat was inches away from his face when the cat landed in his arms purring.
"You have cat nip, cheater!" The cat seemed to say as it purred with twin waterfalls falling from its eyes.
"All's fair in love and war, kitty." Naruto said, as they walked off into the sunset.
MISSION # 3 MOST DEADLY MISSION EVER, FIND THE KITTY TORA! COMPLETE !
Kanta was finishing off another bowl of ramen, it tasted different than he first one, (this ones normal!) when he heard someone enter. Behind him a wobbly barley standing, rag-tag, looking Naruto stood with a grin on his face. He threw the folders at him and on each one was a stack of ryo, and a stamp that said complete. Kanta's eyes widened, in each one the was also a picture of a beautiful, nude, blond yet, slightly smoke covered female. (Naruto's back-up plan.) "Kid what's your name again?"
Naruto looked at him angrily, "Naruto Uzumaki, Future HO-" "OK, kami, come here tomorrow at seven, your training as my apprentice begins." Naruto's eye's suddenly were filled with stars, they actually began glowing with Joy when he heard the words apprentice. "You'll get a helmet, sunshade, and cloak tomorrow." Kanta said getting up and leaving, taking the photo's, mission reports and money with.
Later that day Naruto would go to the academy, tell them to shove it and leave. After one very long talk with the Hokage He promised in two yeas he would take the graduation exam with that class.
Wow….that was the longest thing I've ever typed, (so far). Any way forgot to put translations.
Kami- God or Lord
Gaki- Brat
Doton Shinjuu Zanshu no Jutsu - Inner Decapitation Skill
Bunshin no Jutsu – Clone skill
Henge no Jutsu – Transformation skill
Kawarimi no Jutsu - Body Substitute Skill
Now for the Poll for Naruto! (No yaoi parings, I don't mind them, I just cant type them)
Naruto x Hinata
Naruto x Sakura
Naruto x Ino
Naruto x Tenten
Naruto x Temari
Naruto x Ayame (ramen girl)
Naruto x Kurenai (Hinata's Sensei)
Naruto x Fem Haku
Naruto x Tsnuade
Naruto x Shizune
OR
Naru x Harem (5 girls with most votes)
No preview, but next chapter, I MAY add someone in the story from Desert Punk.