First Happy Tree Friends Fanfiction! Flaky x Flippy forever! It is humanized!

Chapter 1: First Day of School

It was sunny in HTF Town and it was a school day for everyone. And for our friends, who are now older, they have to start high school.

In Flippy's house, he was still asleep and trying to ignore his alarm. But when he decided that the alarm wasn't gonna shut up until he got up! So, he did. He pulled the covers off of himself, stretched, yawned, and pulled a gun out to shoot his alarm clock! Someone might've found that sight terrifying, but to Flippy, it was a normal reaction to when he wants his alarm to shut up! When there was nothing but a mess of broken gears and smoke, Flippy cocked his gun and threw it aside.

"Teach you to mess with a soldier!" he snapped.

Then his angry expression changed to an annoyed one.

"Now I need a new alarm clock," he sighed in annoyance.

"Bro, what the hell?!"

Flippy turned around and saw another teen boy with green hair matching his own, and the rest of his features were identical to his. The only difference was the other boy's eyes were neon green while Flippy's were just regular green.

"Fliqpy, what are you doing in my room?" he asked.

"I heard gunshots and got this rifle in case we had a break in." Fliqpy replied, holding the weapon. His twin groaned in annoyance again.

"Fliqpy, you know nothing can get through the defense systems we have without our permission." he stated. "I was just shutting my alarm clock up."

Fliqpy's arms dropped and he dropped the gun to the floor.

"Unbelievable, bro!" he yelled.

"I know, know! I swear, this is the last time I shoot my alarm clock." Flippy assured him, crossing his heart.

"No, it's not that. What's unbelievable is that you shot your alarm clock before I shot mine!" Fliqpy exclaimed.

Flippy stared at his brother for a long time with a blank expression on his face.

Then he finally lowered his eyes.

"Really?" he said in a flat tone.

"What?! I just can't believe my little brother is finally getting his reflexes." Fliqpy said.

"You mean like the ones you pulled when you were picking on my friends last year? And that's why they never came over to see me anymore?"

Upon hearing this, Fliqpy crossed his arms and pouted.

"It's not my fault that that girl with the glasses was getting close to you! You're not getting a girlfriend before I do, that's a promise! So, until I get a girlfriend, you can't have any female friends that might seduce you." he grumbled.

"What about my male friends, smartass?" Flippy retorted.

"Those were just jokes!" Fliqpy spat back.

"Jokes are funny," Flippy grumbled.

"Well I laughed," Fliqpy chuckled.

"Whatever, for my last 4 years of school, I wanna make friends and keep them!" his twin said in a serious, determined, strong tone.

Fliqpy held up his hands and backed away. Flippy sighed and removed his bedtime shirt. He and his brother had been in the navy over each summer since their parents died, and all that training made their body very muscular. If any girls caught sight of Flippy's muscular body, he'd be shrouded in them. And with his secret PTSD, that made him a little frightened; but he was still brave nonetheless. However, if girl's caught sight of Fliqpy's muscular body, they'd stay away. Mostly because he'd slaughter them, causing the remaining girls to run away. But in their village, there was this strange spell that would make them wake up back in their beds, alive and well, and they'd remember nothing of what happened. Still, their friends would remember, and tell them to be wary of Fliqpy for another reason that wasn't true. But, they did it to keep them safe. Even if they'd get brought back to life, nobody, and I mean, nobody likes dying! So, they mostly avoided him. This confused Flippy, because he knew his brother wanted a girlfriend, but how could he get one if he just slaughtered every girl that came his way?! He'll never know. And that means that he himself might never get a girlfriend…

"I guess it can't be helped…" Flippy muttered as he changed into his casual attire: A green army suit and beret.

"Alright," the green-haired boy said, "time for school!"

He didn't wanna say he was scared or excited, but one thing was for sure: He was ready to tackle the freshman year!

Meanwhile…

In the house next door, a girl with long, spiky red hair that was emblazoned in white dandruff flakes, and red eyes was already up. She was very quiet for two reasons: She didn't wanna wake her family, who were sleeping in. And she was naturally this quiet anyway, so, it wouldn't matter if she tried. She had just eaten breakfast, gotten dressed in a navy blue turtleneck, purple skinny jeans, and pink leather boots. She looked at the clock and saw it was 7:10 a.m., and that meant she had to go right now. Her school was about half-an-hour away on foot, 15 with a car. But since she didn't have her license or permit, she'd have to walk. Just like she did when she was 5, 6, 7, and 8… And… the list goes on. Since her parents worked full time, they were very tired and slept in often. So, she'd have to walk to and from school every day. She didn't mind it, because she knew her parents were trying to make sure they could afford to live in the nice house they were in, and it gave her the opportunity to walk around and see her new hometown.

So, she swung her backpack up over her shoulder and grabbed her packed lunchbox. She felt extremely nervous and scared, because she was gonna be the new girl in school. She had only lived here for a week and had not made any friends in the previous towns she had lived in. Since her name was Flaky, because of her dandruff, people often called her a flake. Not because of her dandruff, not that at all. It was because she was a coward and unable to defend herself in any way. And, she barely said a word to people, only her family. So, she never made a single friend…

Her parents assured her that this year would be different, but she only thought, 'That's what you said last year. And the year before that. And the year before that…' in sadness.

Well, at least she had her family as friends. At least…

As Flaky took one last look inside her house, she sighed out in sadness. Then she turned and wooshed the door closed, causing a small wind to blow a few flakes from her hair. No matter how many she lost, though, it would always come back. It didn't cause her any disadvantages, however. In fact, it was something she admired about herself. It made her feel like… her. Oddly enough, her dandruff used to make her feel very ugly. But since she was going to therapy, she learned to love every part of her body. Even her dandruff. She wondered if she ever did make a friend, would they love it? Or would they tease her for it and not come near her? And that's one of the reasons why she was afraid of making friends. And a boyfriend? Oh-ho-ho… that was like watching a ghoul movie to her! But then again, it would've been nice to have a boyfriend… Kissing, holding hands, dating, and… love making. But Flaky blushed and shook her head back and forth rapidly.

'No! Come on, Flaky! School, go, now!' the ginger girl scolded herself.

As she went down the steps and stepped onto the sidewalk, she looked at the house next to her. Everytime she saw it, she got shivers down her spine and her dandruff started to shed and fall like snow. She had often heard noises like crashing, yelling, and even gunshots coming from inside. She didn't know who her neighbors were, but then again, she never wanted to know!

Nevertheless, she shook herself out of it, causing more flakes to drift out of her hair, and headed in the direction of her high school. Little did she know, that behind her was two, green-haired siblings heading in that same direction. But they couldn't see her, because the sun was still rising.

Done! Everytime I see these two as a couple, I get all giddy and crap!

Shadow: Yeah, you guys have no freaking idea how much she squeals.

Yeah… *blushes* And, yes, Fliqpy is Flippy's twin brother in this story.

R&R!