Harry Snape
By: knuckz
Disclaimer: No.
Summary: Book 6. Harry, I am your father. Father!Snape. Parody.
"I am your father."
Harry looked at Snape. Then he looked at everyone else who stared at him in shock. Then he looked at Dumbledore.
"Right... good luck with the war." the 'Chosen One' told the headmaster of Hogwarts.
The Boy-Who-Lived took out his wand and held the tip to his forehead.
"Avada Kedavra."
End
Author's note: Just a bit of silliness. And it's also meant to convey what I think of the Snape being Harry's father plot or the SnapeLily pairing.