What the hell is with all the sponsor page thingys coming up now? They're getting on my nerves. Anyway, this is a bit…bleh. I wrote it during my Spanish exam last week. Bakura POV.

IMMORTAL

You can call me whatever you like. Call me disgusting or rude. Call me cruel or evil. Call me bastard or thief. Call me anything; and whether I beat you for it or not, it really makes no difference to me at all.

Because I am something that you'll never be.

I can murder, and I can steal. I can maim and scar, or I can abuse and violate. I can be a manipulative fucker, or I can be a sadistic maniac. I can burn and kill and torture and damage and hate. However, unlikely as it may be, all these things I'm sure you must be capable of.

But best of all is I can never die.

You can shoot me, you can stab me, you can scald me, you can choke me. You can try bombs, darts, guns, daggers, swords – even those juvenile cards your friends are so fond of. None of it can kill me, and none of it can free you. I must be such an inconvenience. I'll tell you what; you have one day to try anything you like in order to kill me.

So go ahead, Landlord. Take your best shot.

It's not very good, I know. But to be honest, I don't care either :grin: