warnings:script form writing, yaoi, therapists
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Therapist: so Naruto? You've been sent to my office because (looks at papers) they think you're too obsessed with a person of your age.
Am I right?
Naruto: it's not obssession.
Therapist: That so? not what it says here
Naruto: don't belive everything you hear
Therapist: uh huh. I'm going to put you through a exersice.
Naruto: I'm not a ghost
Therapist: I said exersice not exersict
Naruto: oh
Therapist: You say the first thing that comes to your mind after i say a word. OK?
Naruto:ok
Fag...wait i mean Therapist: Love
Naruto:Sasuke
Therapist: boy
Naruto:Sasuke
Therapist: girl
Naruto:female Sasuke
Therapist:...moon
Naruto:Sasuke
Therapist:heart
Naruto:Sasuke
Therapist:dead
Naruto:Orochimaru
Therapist:--' fall
Naruto:Sasuke
Therapist:pickles(you'd only get this if u new me of pam and read our IM's)
Naruto:...Sasuke
Therapist:yuri
Naruto:Sakura and Ino
Therapist:runaway
Naruto:Sasuke
Therapist:food
Naruto:(blushes)somethimes Sasuke
Therapist:Oo did not need to know that.
Naruto:you told me to say what first came to my mind
Therapist:...milk(don't say it don't say it)
Naruto:Sasuke
Therapist:(dies of blood loss from nosebleed)
Naruto:(pokes)
Therapist:(doesn't move)
Naruto:WHOO HOO!! FREE AT LAST!!
Therapist:(comes back to life)
Naruto:damn
Therapist:(glares)
Naruto:(ignores)
Therapist:Sasuke
Naruto:Where?!(looks around)
Therapist:dumbass
Naruto:bastard
Therapist:feeling's mutual
Naruto:(pokes)
Therapist:(vein twitches)
Naruto:(pokes)
Therapist:don't do that
Naruto:(pokes)
Therapist:DAMNIT I SAID STOP IT!!
Naruto:you shouldn't yell at your clients. It's bad for buissness.
Therapist:(dies)
Naruto:(quietly sneaks out and runs like Hell when free)
Crowd:(sweatdrop)