-1Jeannie was scared. Raccoon City, once a bustling lively place, is now an apocalyptic home of flesh eating zombies……..and mutants. She didn't know where the mutants came from, but they were what frightened her. I mean, the zombies were really slow and were easy to kill, but Jeannie didn't want to be touched by stinky ugly people so I guess she was afraid of them too.
Right across the street was her home, which had a zombie shelter which she wondered why that was there anyhow. The only problem was that there were a lot of zombies in front of it. "….And I say to George, that outfit makes you look dashing" said a zombie "so he replies 'why thank you old chap' and then we-OMGITSAHUMANLETSEATHER!" And then the zombies began to shuffle to Jeannie.
Luckily, Jeannie was a Mary Sue character, and became a kawaii cat girl armed with dual machine guns. She let loose a stream of bullets on the coming wave of undead. One by one the zombies fell in rotting slumps, until all of them were dead. Jeannie turned into her human form and walked to her house. Just then out of the ground came a super mega ultra hyper death nemesis that shout out fire from it's mouth. Jeannie kicked the nemesis is the leg and it died.
Entering her home she noticed her dad lying on the sofa dead. "Oh dad" she sobbed "you never got a chance to pay me!" She then went into his pockets and pull out his wallet, grinning in joy. She then forgot that there were zombies and fled as her dad came back to life. Entering the shelter quickly, Jeannie closed the door just before her dad could get her. With nothing else to do, Jeannie fell asleep in tears with the sound of her dad scratching the door.
The sound of the door opening woke Jeannie up and she saw her dad unzombified. "Come on Jeannie, you'll be late for school" her dad said. Confused, she walked outside to see everything was back to normal. "What the hell?" shouted Jeannie "didn't everybody become zombies?" Her dad said "yeah they did, but it was just a passing cold so we took some Nightquil and we got better."
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Da End!