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Twilight and Snakes On A Plane

The plane was quiet, no one even spoke. Bella squirmed in her seat, frowning softly as she glanced out of the window that she sat next to. They were up high in the air, miles away from the ground. She felt someone squeeze on her hand.

"It'll be okay, Bella," a soothing velvet voice slithered into her ears. She sighed quietly at the sound of it, closing her eyes before turning her head to look at the boy beside him.

Her dark eyes came in contact with his golden ones, a soft smile settled on his lips. He then looked confused as her expression took on one of horror.

"Bella? Bella, what is it, my love?" he demanded in a soft voice.

"Edward," choked out Bella, "There is a snake right near your face." She pointed a shaky finger near his ear.

Edward's expression mirrored her as he slowly turned his head. The passengers of the plane jumped in surprise when a girlish scream erupted their thoughts. Though out the whole plane from there on, screams and yelps ran through the air as many people realized that snakes were taking over the plane they were on.

"Edward!" Bella yelled, grabbing his arm in fear. "Edward, what do we do?"

Edward slowly turned toward her, his eyes wide, "We must get Samuel L. Jackson."

"Wha-?" Bella started out before a deep voice interrupted her word.

"I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

Edward turned, "There he is! He will save us!" his voice turned girlish on his own. Bella just looked confused.

"There is no way I'm saving your pansy ass," Samuel spoke right toward Edward. Edward shrunk down in his seat, whimpering softly.

"Edward, come on. You must help us," Bella shrieked, shaking her boyfriend. He shook his head.

"Bella, I love you, my love. But I can't go on if Samuel L. Jackson doesn't save me!" he whined, burying his head in his hands. He looked up suddenly as if he had the greatest idea.

"Bella, I love you," he merely said before he picked up a snake. The snake bit him hard and Edward allowed it.

"Edward! No!" Bella cried, watching as Edward slowly overdosed on snake venom. She watched as Edward slumped forward, dead.

Somewhere in the front of the plane, Jacob Black was sitting unmoved, "Yes!" he muttered, watching as Edward died.

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