A/N: Okay, this is my new story, House of the Insane. I began writing this before I became a writer on FanFiction, so it's got some spots where it will be a bit confusing, but, then again, look at the title! Anyway, this isn't exactly the beginning, but I never really wrote one. Here's a brief summary of what happened and what I went by without a true opening:

Naruto and Sakura were locked in the house first, and are 16. Later on, they decided to look around and visited the basement. There, they found (randomly) Sasuke (Obviously 15 ½) and were shocked to see him after the LONG 2 ½ years. First, they were ecstatic until they began squabbling like they did when they all last met (before Sasuke joined Oro.)

And that's it… Anyway, the technical day 1:

Day 1: DDR Ultramix

Not much was going on. Naruto and Sakura found an X-box and insisted on hooking it up while Sasuke insisted on ignoring them and having them just pretend he wasn't there.

"Okay, if that goes there, then where does this go?"

"Maybe here?"

"I get it now! It's color-coded, right?"

"Looks like it."

A few minutes later…

"Yay! We did it!" Sakura yelled, turning on the tv to see the X-box main screen.

"Now what do we do?" Naruto asked.

"I dunno. What do you think, Sasuke?" Sakura asked.

"…"

"C'mon! You can't ignore us for however long we're gonna be in here." Naruto stated.

"…"

"Yeah, I mean, we're stuck here with Naruto." Sakura stated.

"…"

"Sakura, you're worse than I am!"

"…"

"Yeah, sure, tell yourself that!"

"…"

"I'm not the one who punched a guy's face in for making fun of Sasuke when he left!"

"…"

"And YOU were all hyper-happy?"

"…"

"At least I didn't try to be the guy's friend then try to KILL him!"

"…"

"I'll get you for that statement, Naruto."

"…"

"Bite me."

"…"

"You'd like that wouldn't you?"

"…"

"You won't have to kill me… I'll have killed you fir-"

"I'LL KILL BOTH IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!" Sasuke yelled.

"…"

"…Yay! He's not ignoring us anymore!" Sakura shrieked and went to give him a hug.

"Touch me and you die first." Sasuke stated.

"You wouldn't do that." Sakura said.

"I'd rethink that. I keep my word now." Sasuke reassured her.

"… Um, never mind." Sakura said, moving behind Naruto.

"I'm gonna ignore you two again. DON'T bother me, or I WILL kill you." Sasuke stated, sitting on the couch and commencing in ignoring them… again.

"O-kay… that was a waste of time…" Naruto stated, looking through a pile of games.

"Where did you get those!" Sakura yelled.

"I found them on the floor, where else?" Naruto asked, picking out DDR Ultramix and putting it in the X-box.

"Wazzat?" Sakura asked in a rather annoying tone.

"I dunno… it has bright colors, so I'm gonna try it." Naruto responded.

-15 minutes later…-

"Gah, I HATE this stupid game!" Naruto yelled, kicking the TV stand, causing the game to flicker.

"Naruto, it can't be that bad," Sakura muttered.

-5 minutes later-

A big "AAA" flashed on the screen as Sakura had successfully beaten 'Max 300' with the best possible score. (A/N: She has to be good at SOMETHING…)

"That wasn't so hard." She said. "It was really fun. You wanna try, Sasuke?"

"…"

"He's ignoring us, remember Sakura?" Naruto asked.

"…"

"Oh, yeah. Sorry, Sasuke," Sakura muttered, then she had an idea.

-5 seconds later-

"GAH, NARUTO WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR ISSUE!" Sasuke yelled, attempting to ask it, but, ultimately, failed. Sakura –accidentally- knocked Naruto onto Sasuke, and both figures that Naruto just had one of his infamous spaz attacks.

"I know this one, I know this one!" Sakura yelled, waving her hand in the air.

Sasuke glared at the two. "I KNOW you pushed him Sakura."

Okay, so NARUTO thought he had another one of his spazisums (spaz attacks).

"…Well, at least it wasn't me this time." Naruto stated, not helping anyone.

"God, can you two just go away and leave me alone?" Sasuke asked, turning away from them.

"Nope. You're stuck with us." Naruto exclaimed, rather happily.

"…"

"…"

"…"

-1 hour later-

"Are we just gonna sit here?" Sakura asked.

"…"

"Why don't we make a contest out of that game?" Sakura suggested.

"…"

"Sure! Sasuke can go first!" Naruto said.

"…"

"Hello? You hear me?"

"… Hell. No." Sasuke responded.

"What, you afraid that you'll be worse than me?" Naruto teased.

-5 minutes later-

A bright "AAA" flashed across the screen.

"No leave me alone," Sasuke stated, going downstairs and locking the door.

"Naruto, GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Sakura yelled.

"But-"

"NOW!" Sakura yelled. Naruto then ran up the stairs, majorly scared.

For the rest of the day, they did nothing of particular interest.-

A/N: And that's the first chapter of my newest story while I complete the second part to "Three Wishes Can Really Screw You Up" … and I don't have a title for it yet. As it's going, it looks like the 2nd half is turning out like a romantic-comedy chik-flik thing… and I REALLY despise those, but writing them is fun! Anyway, that story will have an easy/not-s-easy to follow plot, but better than THIS one… also, characters that you can look forward to being put in here:

Gaara

Temari

Kiba

Shino

TenTen

Neji

Hinata

Itachi

Kisame

Gaara's fangirls

That's about it, but I'm sure I'll have more…

Also, some non-Naruto characters:

Bakura, Malik, Marik, and (of course) Shadow.

Also, when I save these stories, I use the first initial of every word in the title, so this one is a bit awkward. It spells: "hoti"… Weird… And, if I talk about it in other stories I'll right, that's what I mean… this story. Not like some random dude… or character. Hoti means this story. Got it? Good. Author out.