Hey everyone I decided to take down my fic's and re-write, and fix them up a little and also change my one of my Oc's name.

Skyler We do not own transformers
Crissy: Sadly
Issy: If we did that would be AWESOME
Megan: BUT we don't so yeah
Jessica: but have fun reading these
Kendrix: JUST DON'T GET ANY IDEAS

Rule One:Do not make Prowl glitch,

Skyler: Yeah you lot
Crissy: Last time I check Skyler it was you who does it most of the time
Issy, Megan, Jessica, Kendrix: I agree

Rule Two: If you like living I would suggest that you do not disturb Skyler while she is reading

Sides: Sunny and I learnt that the hard way.
Crissy: As has Sam, Leo, Miles, Optimus (now that was funny as hell) Prowl, Ratchet, Ironhide, Will, Epps, Galloway, myself, Issy, Megan, Jessica and Kendrix.
Issy: You know Crissy it would have been a hell of a lot easier if you just said everyone on the base
Crissy: Probably but since when have I don't things the easy way?
Megan: Touché

Rule Three: If the girls (Mikaela, Crissy, Skyler, Megan, Isabelle, Jessica, Kendrix, Sarah and Annabelle) are watching Frozen do not and I repeat do not turn it off, tell them to stop singing along and or turn it off while they are watching it.

Ironhide: Because things will not end well if you do
Leo: I never in my life have been chased by so many females… I don't even think I want that to happen again
Miles: I second that
Skyler: Well that serves you all right, you deserved it

Rule Four: Do not question the bot's the girls choose

Skyler- Barricade
Crissy- Optimus
Megan- Ironhide
Jessica- Jazz
Isabelle- Prowl
Kendrix- Ratchet

Rule Five: Do not bring up the incident when the little girl thought Ironhide was the tooth fairy… he doesn't like It

Megan: Yet you still do it why?
Skyler: Well because it makes good black-mail, although you do end up with a canon to your face
Crissy: Yet you are surprised every time it happens

Rule Six: Do not bring up the fact that Barricade has a spark mate and do not ask him if he is only dating a femme bot to feel young again

Kendrix: Let's just say I have known Skyler for a long time and I have never seen her that pissed off… ever
Megan: I will admitted it was quiet terrifying
Sam: I am just glad that Miles and Leo know how to run
Will: not very fast mind you but at least they tried
Skyler: Again it serves them right no one disses my bot and gets away with it

Rule Seven: Do not call Prowl any colourful Cybertornian names/language… even if he has pissed you off to the max

Jessica: Just as Skyler what happens
Skyler: You get put into the Brig
Will: Yet she still does it
Crissy: Yeah… that is our Skyler

Rule Eight: When you have an appointment with Ratchet do not use the quotes 'What's up doc' or over dramatically ask if you are going to live

Kendrix: Unless you are me
Ratchet: No you are not allowed to do it either
Kendrix: What… Why Skyler does it
Ratchet and she gets into trouble for doing it

Rule Nine: Do not throw wrenches at Ratchet

Skyler: Even if he is being an aft
Kendrix: I am surprised you are still walking
Skyler: He shouldn't off pissed me off

Rule Ten: Clothes are very much MANATORY!

Megan: Leo, and most other males at the base
Crissy: Yes, we do not want to see your junk
Skyler: Exactly, if we wanted to see a males junk we would go to our mates
Issy: Skyler! *Laughs*

Rule Eleven: Do not be a smartarse to Ironhide

Megan: I think that is self-explanatory
Jessica: Maybe but that doesn't stop Skyler now does it
Skyler: I can't help it, he always acts like such an aft,
Megan: How does not only facing his cannons, but me not put you off?
Skyler: You're so tiny so you aren't scary
Megan: You're smaller then me

Rule Twelve: Don't ever try and tell Prowl how to do his job

Will: Do I want to know why that rule is here for?
Isabelle: Ask Skyler
Will: Skyler?
Skyler: I would rather not go there….
Isabelle: You are not going to do that again anytime soon are you?
Skyler: Yeah…no!

Rule Thirteen: Do not run around and act like a dinosaur

Prime: They do not like is Skyler… how many times do I have to tell you that?
Skyler: How was I meant to know they would finding it insulting

Rule Fourteen: Do not wolf whistle at Barricade's, Optimus's, Prowl's Jazz's, Ironhide's and Ratchet's Holo-form

Epps: You know, I kind of actually feel sorry for the female soldiers who did
Skyler: No one fucking whistles at my bot and lives to see the next day
Megan, Issy, Crissy, Jessica, Kendrix: I agree with Skyler

Rule Fifteen: Do not wolf whistle at; Skyler, Megan, Issy, Crissy, Jessica, and Kendrix

Ironhide: That means everyone on the base who isn't one of their mates,
Ratchet: You know the rules, even more so if you are bots' you already know what happens to you if you do wolf-whistle either a wrench will get thrown at you and or you will be put in the Brig,
Prime: Ratchet is correct
Skyler, Megan, Issy, Crissy, Jessica, and Kendrix
: Jealous and protective much