Disclaimer: If i owned icarly id still be sleeping until at least 11 and then Nick producers would hand me piles of money instead of me being about to leave for my college in like 20 minutes
"Mammas Bored"
"Me too"
"Mí también"
It was a Saturday night and the three friends had nothing to do. It was one of the rare nights the friends all hung out together. It was the last couple months of their senior year and the once very close BFFs noticed themselves drifting apart from one another with the thoughts of going to separate colleges now looming over their heads. They made it a point to have at least one night a week where they would hang out.
"Lets do something" the petite girl with wild blonde curls said while lying in an awkward position over the couch.
"Wow why didn't I think of that" Her Brunette friend said with an amused smirk on her face from the kitchen.
"Well.." Said the male who rounded out the trio at the computer on the counter in the Shays Kitchen, "there's a Galaxy Wars marathon on ton- Ow Sam what the hell!" as a pillow came into contact with his face .
"I had to stop that little nubby suggestion from continuing" Sam said in a bored tone not even lifting her head from its current position
"That actually might not be a bad idea" Said the younger Shay
"What the chizz? has the dorks love potion finally started to take hold of you?" Sam says now rising from her lying positon
"Sam" Carly says in a warning tone. "I meant watching a movie"
"Oh cool Shay I thought we would have to stop being friends for a second" Sam says while wiping imaginary sweat off her brow for added effect
"So why haven't you stopped being friends with me then?" Freddie says with a hint of curiosity
"I wouldn't exactly call us friend's fredwardo. Let's just say if you became a hobo forced to perform on the street, I wouldn't completely ignore you. I mean I wouldn't drop any spare change in your used mcdonalds cup but id clap along for a few seconds"
"Well id says we were friendly enough to have our first kiss with each other"
"That was more of a business transaction. Its been years Freducchini are mammas lips that memorable?"
"Only in the way spicy meatballs and sulfur from the deepest levels of hell could be" They had matured enough to make their kiss that was once unspeakable now a constant part of their everyday banter or flirting as some would say.
"Anywayz" Carly interjects not wanting this to drag out as long as their usual arguments "what genre are we picking?"
"Horror"
"Sci-fi"
"Did I hear romantic comedy? Great because I have tons of them"
"Ugh Shay really I'd rather have my eyeball gauged out kinda like in Hostel which I just so happen to have in my backpack"
The two brunettes shudder
"Well we need a fair way to pick since I'm sure there will be no compromising."
The three friends look between themselves and simultaneously shout out "CUPCAKE SLAM"
When all the dust cleared a few minutes later one Cupcake stuck victoriously, the one belonging to Ms. Carly Shay.
"Yay Rom-Com it is. I have so many to choose from. Theres 80s were best friends who totally love each other to 90s I love you but I have to put you through a bunch obstacles to 2000s I used to hate you in the beginning but now I totally love you…." Carly says while running upstairs to her room.
Freddie looks at his cupcake with a look of disappointment. "I can feel my body starting to grow ovaries"
"Well Fredwiena it wasn't a giant leap to take if you ask 97% of the female population" Sam says while looking at her cupcake in a contemplative way.
"What about the other 3 %"
"They got into horrible accidents and now have to live the rest of their lives without the ability to think rationally" Sam says while picking up her cupcake as if deciding if it was still edible
Freddie looks on in disgust "Really Puckett, it's been on the floor for at least a minute"
"I think I read somewhere that the rule doesn't really apply"
"You read it where? On one of those random sites you get when you type something into (A/N fake google and yes I got the name from the episode with the (first) super psycho fan)."
"Yea which reminds me make sure you be careful how you word it if you're ever search for worlds largest meat" Sam says while shuddering from the memory
"I'll make sure to keep that in mind"
"Ok guys" Carly says as she makes her way back downstairs. "Whose ready for a good movie?"
"I am but I lost so I guess we'll watch whatever movie you picked" Freddie says in a sarcastic way
"Freddie" Carly says with an amused look. She was happy that over the years his obsessive crush on her had faded and they were now able to hang out without any of the old lingering tension.
"Good one Freddie" Sam says while giving him a hi-five. She now used his real name if he said or did something that made her happy.
"Whatever guys just sit down and get ready to laugh and then aww and then go whyd she/he do that then aww and maybe even laugh again at the end"
"Does anyone's head get chopped off between any of these actions"
"No"
"BOOOOOOOOO"
"Then next time have a less lame cupcake"
"Next time ill have the right combination for the maximum amount of stickitude"
"Well until then sit down and let me enjoy my victory"
"Okay Shay. Man you really are sassy"
"Whatever Sam" Carly says with an added eye roll as she pops the dvd in
The two girls then make their ways over to opposite ends of the couch knowing it'll be more comfortable than sitting in the middle where you have a person on either side of you.
"Aww man guys you know the middles the worst part to sit on"
"Too slow Honey nut Freddios"
Freddie reluctantly makes his way to the couch and instantly starts complaining "It was much easier to sit on this couch before"
"Its not our fault you went all superman on us " Carly says referring to his now constant visits to the gym and growth spurt over the past year and a half.
"Well right now I'm cursing these massive muscles" Both girls give each other a look before bursting out in a massive fit of giggles. "Ok that was pretty lame I'll admit it"
Once they finally settled down Carly pressed play and started the movie.
"Is that that psycho chick from Wedding Crashers?"
"No she's from Enchanted"
"Oh she looks like the same lady (A/N I always get Amy Adams and Isla Fischer mixed up for some reason)"
"Wow he's hot" Sam says as the protagonist makes her way into the bar where the bartender aka guy on the Dvd makes his first appearance
"Yea and that accent makes him even hotter" Carly agrees as he says his first words
"Um guys I'm right here"
"I apologize Freducchini would you like to weigh in on this discussion. How do you feel the facial hair is working for him?"
"Puckett…." Freddie says with annoyance creeping in his voice
"Fine ill go first I'm a total fan. The combo of hot accent and hot facial hair is definitely working for me. Ok now you"
"necesito a amigos masculinos"
"Guys quit it he's just about to agree to take her to see her boyfriend shes gonna start falling out of love with in about 30 minutes."
About 45 minutes later and Carly is fast asleep while Sam is halfway on her way to joining her. Or she would if Freddie would stop complaining.
"Man I can't believe she wanted us to watch this and she fell asleep." By this point he has his arms around both parts of the couch in order to give himself more room.
"Well I'm trying to follow her example so if you'll just shut up…."
"Oh no. I won't wake up Carly but I'll be damned if I have to sit through the rest of this while you two get to relax comfortably and I feel like one of those chips ahoy cremewich commercials."
"Well how am I supposed to help?"
"Help me mock the rest of the film?"
"Fine. You're lucky I like making fun of…well just about everything" She says as she sits up to help her stay awake for the rest of the movie
Freddie smiles as Sam makes fun of the way the protagonist has the worst luck and ends up hitting a bride in the head with her heel and then proceeding to spill wine on her. He's so engrossed in looking at every reaction she has he almost forget there's a movie on.
Sam begins to notice his constant eyes on her and looks over at him.
"Can I help you with something"
"No you're just more entertaining than the movie"
"Well maybe I should start charging for admission" They look at each other while her words sink in "Yea that sounds pretty dirty no matter how I try and look at it"
They awkwardly turn back to the television. From her now sitting position it's as if his arm is around her. They both realize this but neither are willing to move. Freddie feeling slightly brave shifts so that he is closer to her. Sam is too shocked to move. She is even more surprised when Freddie begins to move her curls to the other side of her head and feels as his lips are about to come into contact with her neck when his cell phone goes off.
That seems to take them out of whatever daze they were in and they quickly move away from each other. He looks at the text and then at Sam.
"Its…."
"Yea I know" she says with a slight bitterness
"I've gotta go"
"See you" Sam says trying to keep a bored tone in her voice.
Freddie gets up and goes to the door before turning around hoping that Sam will look at him. So he can see if she has as much of a disappointed feeling as he does. If she is as upset they didn't act out on what they were feeling since the middle of their sophomore year. But she won't make eye contact with him. Her eyes are glued to the television
"See ya Sam" Freddie says with a sigh as he closes the door behind him.
A few minutes later Carly starts to stir. "Where's Freddie?" she says with a yawn.
"Lauren called"
"Not cool. Today's supposed to be friend's night."
"Hey who would think the dork could actually get a girlfriend. He's probably trying to do everything he can before nature realizes it made a mistake and she dumps him" She says trying to maintain her usual witty comments
"Oh Sam" Carly says while trying to figure out how much is left of the movie " What parts it up to?"
"She realizes boring guy isn't the right guy for her and that she doesn't really love him like she thought. She realizes that the guy for her is hot guy even though they argue all the time."
"Wow I thought you hated these kind of movies"
"Well maybe I don't hate them as much as I say I do"
Well right now this is a one shot but I left it kind of open ended so that I could maybe extend it. I didn't want to say the name of the movie because I said so much of the plot in the story but if anyone can guess the name of the film ill give them all my rights to ICarly (which is 0% but I've always heard that it's the thought that counts). And I wanted to include Carly because she is their friend but I can't really write her character well in my opinion so if anyone can help thanks. Please review and tell me if you liked it or hated it and if you want me to try and see if I can make it longer
p.s The Spanish is (1) Me too and (2) I need male friends. I used a translator from the internet so sorry if that's not the way its said in Spanish.
p.p.s I don't really hate romantic comedies but I think theyre a bit repetive. Most of my friends hate them though so theyre like my guilty pleasure. And I REALLY REALLy thought the guy in the movie was hot lol