Hey Guys! These are messed up Christmas songs! They are just parodies of songs. Me and my friend made up the lyrics. (besides the original lyrics of course !) Enjoy the lyrics!
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On the first day of Christmas my father sent to me, a dildo in a pantry.
On the second day of Christmas my father sent to me, 2 bags of tampons and a dildo in a pantry.
On the third day of Christmas my father sent to me, 3 used condoms, 2 bags of tampons, and a dildo in a pantry.
On the fourth day of Christmas my father sent to me, 4 bags of shit, 3 used condoms, 2 bags of tampons, and a dildo in a pantry.
On the fifth day of Christmas my father sent to me, 5 golden buttplugs, 4 bags of shit, 3 used condoms, 2 bags of tampons, and a dildo in a pantry.
On the sixth day of Christmas my father sent me, 6 sticky cactuses, 5 golden buttplugs, 4 bags of shit, 3 used condoms, 2 bags of tampons, and a dildo in a pantry.
On the seventh day of Christmas my father sent to me, 7 bloody pads, 6 sticky cactuses, 5 golden buttplugs, 4 bags of shit, 3 used condoms, 2 bags of tampons, and a dildo in a pantry.
On the eight day of Christmas my father sent to me, 8 hobos eating each other, 7 bloody pads, 6 sticky cactuses, 5 golden buttplugs, 4 bags of shit, 3 used condoms, 2 bags of tampons, and a dildo in a pantry.
On the ninth day of Christmas my father sent to me, 9 midgets a humping, 8 hobos eating each other, 7 bloody pads, 6 sticky cactuses, 5 golden buttplugs, 4 bags of shit, 3 used condoms, 2 bags of tampons, and a dildo in a pantry.
On the tenth day of Christmas my father sent to me, 10 cow testicles, 9 midgets a humping, 8 hobos eating each other, 7 bloody pads, 6 sticky cactuses, 5 golden buttplugs, 4 bags of shit, 3 used condoms, 2 bags of tampons, and a dildo in a pantry.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my father sent to me, 11 hurting hemeroids, 10 cow testicles, 9 midgets a humping, 8 hobos eating each other, 7 bloody pads, 6 sticky cactuses, 5 golden buttplugs, 4 bags of shit, 3 used condoms, 2 bags of tampons, and a dildo in a pantry.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my father sent to me, 12 frosty Jim, 11 hurting hemorrhoids, 10 cow testicles, 9 midgets a humping, 8 hobos eating each other, 7 bloody pads, 6 sticky cactuses, 5 golden buttplugs, 4 bags of shit, 3 used condoms, 2 bags of tampons, and a dildo in a pantry.
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I will be posting more lyrics soon! Thanks for reading!