Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)
Title: Made of Glass
Rating: M
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 233
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For sale-one glass paperweight, 12 inches long, hand-blown, clear, in the shape of ...well... (Forks, WA area)
Date:07-29-2006
Reply to: sodidntwantthis (at) craiglist (dot) org
So my friends and family threw me a bridal shower. It was great, even though I don't really like gifts, but it's the thought that counts, right. Things were fine until I got to some of my friends' gifts. I am so glad my mom and my mother-in-law-to-be left the room. I have never been sooo horrified in my entire life.
Here's a description of what my best friend thought was an excellent gift. I can't even bring myself to post a picture. It's too obscene.
One clear, handblown glass dildo. It isn't really a paperweight, well, I guess you could use it like that, but I'd be too embarrassed. I couldn't say exactly what it was in the header. Textured for pleasure, apparently. It comes with a huge bottle of Astroglide and some flavored condoms, for some reason. It also comes with some tips on how to warm it up or cool it down and how to sanitize it. Never used. Never even touched. Comes in original packaging.
You know what, I'm not even gonna ask for money for this. Just give me your address and I'll send it to you. It's got to go before the wedding in August. I'll also throw in the five pairs of crotchless panties I also received, size medium, and the pair of thigh high fishnets too. Again all items have never been used or worn.
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