It was a warm day in the Kingdom of Based, we find our hero today inside his apartment. His name was Ulysses, and he was smoking a fat blunt loaded with the dankest kush in all of Based Kingdom. With Ulysses, was his best friends Gucci Mane and A$ap Rocky.
"*cough* D-Damn nigga, t-this shit b-be tight" said a very stoned Ulysses."Where'd y-you get this shit G-Gucci Mane-kun?"
"Yea yea mah nigga, i be gettin it from tha real do nigga. Gucci Mane knows what it is," Wheezed A$ap
"Fo real tho, mah niggas we be gettin high on this chronic kush." said Gucci Mane.
Due to the high intensity of their high, no one noticed the door open slowly and suddenly...
"Yo yo yo niggas, what tha fuck up? It's ya boy Snoop Mothafuckin dawg nigga."
"Aw sheeitt its the motha fuckin Snoop, come hit this shit nigga." Gucci Mane offered.
"H-hey... S-Snoop dog-kun...I… uh… I m-missed y-you… b-but it's not like I missed you… or anything…" Ulysses said while blushing profusely.
"Ayo, Uly-kun mah nigga, was goin on? I know a nigga like you be getting high on the regular, come on here nigga, give this bad nigga a hug" said Snoop.
"S-Snoop Dog-kun…. W-what are y-you doing…." Ulysses whispered as Snoop holds him, his face getting redder by the second.
"Ayo Snoop, get off the lil' nigga, he be red as hell yo!" demanded Gucci Mane.
"Ohh shit, what the fuck are you doin' nigga, getcho ass off Uly-san befo' I blast yo ass motha fucka" screamed a blushing A$ap.
"G-Guys… p-please… d-don't fight over m-me…." whispered a still very red Ulysses.
And thus the rest of the day was spent smoking dank kush and chugging bottles of 40oz before the group of friends passed out on the couch… Little did they know of what the future holds for the crew.
(AN: Yea, i fogot my username nigga. Gotta re-upload mah shit nom'sayin.)