This is for the dear people who are still waiting for the next chapter of Return Of A Hero as well as everyone else.
Astrid went to the forge to get her axe fixed. She broke it in training and she was going to need it tomorrow and a broken axe wouldn't do. Gobber wasn't in, so she had to ask Hiccup.
"Hey."
"Hello, Astrid! Uhh, what can I do for you?"
"I broke my axe."
"Hmm, well, I'll see what I can do about that." he said and caught the axe, as Astrid threw it to him and got to fixing it.
Astrid watched as Hiccup worked. Though, he didn't really look much like a Hiccup now. Yeah he was a loser who'd never killed a dragon, but he was attractive now, she had to give him that.
But he was a loser nonetheless. And as much as she wanted to kiss that handsome face of his, it would ruin her reputation, so she couldn't.
And so, the only thing she could do, was watch him from afar and whisper: "Dayum, son…"
Okey, so apparently there are complaints about the length of this fanfic.
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That's just too short to be complete. You're going to continue, aren't you?
HiccupandShermanLover
Too short!
Well, hey, guess what? Fuck you. My account, my rules. Besides, this is a crack fic. They're not supposed to be long. No, I am not going to continue, because I don't want to. It is complete. To me at least. If you don't like it, boo-freaking-hoo. I'm not going to apologize. Besides, you saw the word count right? Or do you ignore that just like you ignore the fact that this isn't your account and you can't do anything about the length of this fic?
Bottom lines -Ha ha, fuck you and good day sir/madam/whatever the hell you are.