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Hyotei crack! Muhahahaha! I've been wanting to write this for a long time, okay maybe two weeks but still! I hope you like! PLease review and tell me what you think!
Destination 1: Tokyo
"Ore-sama does not understand why it took all of you so long to get here," Atobe tsked as he looked at his team who sat in a bunch of chairs panting like hell.
"Well, you only told us this morning," Yuushi panted while clutching his heart.
"And told us to be here at twelve sharp or we would be kicked off the team," Mukahi added, barely breathing.
"What kind of idiot does that?" Shishido demanded. He looked like wanted to kill Atobe but wanted to pass out at the same time. It was quite an interesting combination.
"Where the hell are we going, anyways?" Hiyoshi asked as he calmly reclined in his chair.
"Ore-sama is glad you asked. We are go-" Atobe smirked but was interrupted as he was about to make his grand speech.
"How the hell are you not tired?" Shishido yelled, trying to kill the second year but was held back by Ootori.
"Because, sempai," Hiyoshi smirked, "I used my limo to get here instead of running here like idiots, or should I say, you guys."
The whole team (minus Hiyoshi and Atobe) sweat dropped and a few of them anime fell.
Mukahi began a rant on how stupid life was. That made him oblivious to the coughs.
"Ahem," an old lady fake coughed to get the pink heads attention. "Ahem. COUGH. Ahem. COUGH!"
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP, YOU OLD HAG? Can't you see I'm ranting right now? Gosh, people like you are so inconsiderate!" Mukahi yelled as he finally noticed the old lady.
Her eye's narrowed, "Well, young man, I was just so tired since I'm so old that I wanted to sit down. But there was no seat left."
It was true; the tennis regulars had taken up all the seats.
"Go bother someone else, hag," Mukahi galred.
"Why you!" The old lady whipped out her cane and started beating Mukahi with it.
"OW!"
"You little…"
"OUCH! STOP IT!"
"…bratty…"
"OW, MY HAIR!"
"…rude…"
"STOP IT!"
"…good-for-nothing…"
"AHHHHH! Help!"
"…gay looking…"
"CRAZY LADY ON THE LOOSE!"
"…girl!"
With a final blow, Mukahi fell out of his seat, head first, onto the ground where he lay knocked out.
The lady smiled victoriously and took her victory throne.
Shishido and Yuushi, who were watching the whole scene while not moving a single muscle to help Mukahi, looked at each other and scooted the hell away from the lady.
"Anyways, as ore-sama was saying," Atobe, who was pissed at the lack of attention he was getting, yelled, "We are going on a vacation/ roadtrip across America!"
"SAY, WHAT?!?!"
Where will their first stop be? Oh the burning question.