Note: I just got flamed. I don't judge people because of their heritage, as that is racist. I do think that people would judge Aphrodite's kids, because of their rite of passage. Also, anything not in italics is what people are telling Sean about Aphrodite's cabin, except the last line, which is his thoughts. So if you have a problem, go somewhere else.
Stay away from Aphrodite girls.
They break hearts.
No substance.
All they care about is their clothes.
You're just their type.
Young.
Cute.
Innocent.
"Hey, I'm Jenna."
"You're Aphrodite?"
"Got a problem with that, newbie?"
Stay away from them.
They do it all for fun.
They're idiots.
Pointless wastes of space.
"Hey, Sean."
"What?"
"Settle a debate for us: doesn't Robert Pattinson's hair look like it could spawn new life?"
They have their mom's blessing to wreak havoc.
They split couples because they can.
They drove someone to suicide.
Just avoid them.
"Hey, Jenna."
"What's up?"
"Wanna come to the fireworks with me?"
If you see them coming, run.
You won't see their plan until it's too late.
Don't take the chance.
Just go.
"Sean."
"What? What could you possibly want?"
"I wanted to say I'm sorry."
They always have their eyes on someone.
Avoid their gaze entirely.
They have a sixth sense for romance.
So don't try anything.
You never know what's real with them.
"Sorry? I'm sorry, too. I'm sorry I ever got involved with you."
"Sean! Listen to me! It wasn't my fault! It was this Aphrodite thing, you wouldn't understand!"
"Understand what, Jenna? That you made out with my brother at a party? What is there to not understand?"
They were right.
