Black Rose- why the hell are we doing this again???

Red Rose- cause...ummm I don't know, we just are

Black Rose- well then, I refuse to write

Red Rose- but I need your help!!! I lost my mountain dew, I can't think without my mountain dew!!!!! *falls on the floor and sobs*

Black Rose- it's not my problem

Red Rose- *sobs harder and louder*

Black Rose- fine, ill help, just shut up!!!

Red Rose- *jumps up* YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Black rose- what the hell have I gotten myself into?

Red Rose- *huggles a mysterious fluffy thing* now we can start the story!!!!!

*Sesshoumaru walks up* WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOA!?!?!?!?!

Red Rose- I was cold, and it smelled so good *sniffles* are you angry with me???

Sesshoumaru- IM FURIOUS WITH YOU!!!!! *shoves his hand through her stomach*

Red Rose- *cries* you are so mean!!! I love you so much, and you do this to me??? WHY CANT YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE?!?!?!?!?!?

Sesshoumaru- why aren't you dead?!?!?!?!

Red Rose- I'm one of the authoresses, I cant die^_^

Black Rose- yeah, it really sucks because she just doesn't get it through her head that no one wants her here

Red Rose- YEP!!!! EVERYONE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!

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Chapter 1

Kagome- We've been walking for hours, my feet are starting to hurt

Inuyasha- suck it up! Be happy you even have shoes! Kagome- god, someone is PMSing

Inuyasha- WHAT?!?!?! I AM NOT!!!!

Miroku- Inuyasha, calm down, you have been acting up quite a bit today

Inuyasha- I HAVE NOT!!!!!!!

Sango- guys kagome is right, we have been walking through this forest for a while now, maybe we should find a place to lie down

Kagome- or we can go in there *she points at a small cabin in the distance*

Shippo- yeah maybe there's food, I'm starved!!!

Inuyasha- I don't know, It doesn't feel right to me

Miroku- come on, it looks fine

Kagome- yeah, lets go *she runs to the cabin as the others follow her*

Once at the cabin, Kagome steps up onto the porch and opens the door....and stares, shocked

Inuyasha- Sesshoumaru...

Sesshoumaru- *sitting down, looks up from his bowl of food* what are you doing here?

Rin- *pops out of nowhere* SHIPPO!!!!!

Shippo- *runs to Rin* hey, how are you??

Rin- im good ^___^

Sesshoumaru- *extremely pissed* I'll ask you again, what are you doing here?

Kagome- *gulp* ummmm we were just trying to find a place to stay...

Sesshoumaru- well, you cant stay here, your dead bodies can, but not you

Rin- please, sesshy, PLLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru- fine, but you screw up one thing in here, it will be your head

Shippo- YAYYYYY!!!!

Rin- *giggles*

Sango- ummm Sesshoumaru, where's your toad???

Inuyasha- that Kermit the frog reject?

Sesshoumaru- I was using him as a table

Miroku- a table??? How can he be a table?!

Sesshoumaru- you just put a piece of wood on his head, and tell him you kill him if it drops. JAKEN!!!!

Jaken- yes, m'lord?

Sesshoumaru- you may stop now

Jaken- thank you lord Sesshoumaru!!!

Sesshoumaru- yes, I need a foot rest now *puts his feet on jakens head*

Inuyasha- *mumbles* I need a foot rest now pfft SHIPPO!!!!!

Shippo- owww *rubs his ears* what do you want?!?!

Inuyasha- how dare you speak like that to me, I am lord Inuyasha!!! And LORD Inuyasha needs a foot rest!!!!

Shippo- Inuyasha im busy right now Im not gonna be a footrest!

Sesshoumaru- *smirk* I see you are being treated well

Inuyasha- *growl* one of these days, Sesshoumaru, one of these days

Sango- ummmm, Sesshoumaru, your toad..it's staring at your feet..and...eeewwwww

Sesshoumaru- is that so, Jaken?

Jaken- oh, I would never- *his face is squished as Sesshoumaru's foot slams into him*

Rin- AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru- *jumps up* Rin whats wrong, Rin?!

Miroku- *thinks* wow, I have taught Shippo well

Rin- LOOK!!!!! ITS SNOWING!!!!! *she points to the window*

Sesshoumaru- is that all that was about?

Rin- ummm...yes *glares at shippo*

Shippo- *thinks* mirokuuuuu

Kagome- wow, its really coming down, im happy were not out there

Inuyasha- id reather be in the snow than in here with Sesshoumaru

Sesshoumaru- and id rather have the tetseiga than my crappy sword but you have to learn, you just cant always get what you want *thinks* immediately, sometimes you have to try a couple times*

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Red Rose- well that's it for now

Black Rose- and it was crap

Red Rose- you are so mean, cant you just appreciate my work??? And it wouldn't hurt to go somewhere special once in a while!

Black Rose- shut up

Red Rose- but-

Black Rose- I said shut up

Red Rose- you don't-

Black Rose- SHUT THE F**** UP!!!!!!!

Red Rose- *sniffles*

Black Rose- well im done, good bye dumbshit

Red Rose- You're leaving me?!?!?!

Black Rose- yup

Red Rose- but I need help... Black Rose- I really don't care

Red Rose- *cries*

Black Rose- *opens the closet to get her jacket and sees Sesshoumaru tied up*

Sesshoumaru- *cant talk, his mouth is ductaped shut*

Black Rose-*rips off the ductape*

Sesshoumaru- owww *growl* that girl will pay

Black rose- *smirk* good idea

Red Rose- *pops out of no where and hugs Sesshoumaru* BYE-BYE EVERONE!!!!!! ^_________________^