"Mello-Kun..." A girly voice called.
"Who's there?" Mello shouted in response, looking around for the source of the voice.
All he could see was white, no people, no buildings, nothing. Just white.
"It's me, Mello-Kun. You know me. It's Sue." The voice said from behind me.
I quick;y turned around and gasped, suprised at what I saw.
There was a girl with white, sparkleing skin, curly rainbow hair tied in pig tails that reached her ankles, hot pink eyes, and neon blue lipstick, wearing a seaweed green dress(That looked like she stole it from a 5 year old girls wardrobe) covered in glitter, with the words "Kawaii"" on her watermellon sized boobs, orange flower covered boots , and yellow stockings. Basically, she could have been Edward Cullen's sister.
Snapping out of my state of shock, I grabbed my gun and did what any sane human would do if they ever had the misfurtune to see that hideous thing-I shot her. In the face.
Much to my horror, rainbows shot out of her armpits and cought the bullet, chopping it into little pieces the size of atoms.
"WHAT?" I shouted, shooting her again only to get the same result.
"No! Mello-Kun, don't shoot me!" She recoiled, golden tears falling from her pink eyes.
"Who are you and where am I?" I shrieked, collapsing on the floor in what would be my Corner-Of-Woe if there were actually any corners in this place.
Her tears stopped, and she quickly went back to her oddly optimistic personality, smile as creepy as ever.
"I'm Sue, Mello-Kun! And you're inside me mind! Which means, anything can happen!" She giggled, slowly stepping closer to me.
"Wait, what?" I stood up, getting ready to run if the situation called for it.
"A fangirl's mind is a dangerous place, yes~!" She laughed and took another step towards me.
Okay, situation calls for it, see ya, freak!
And with that, I took of sprinting.
"No! Mello-Kun! Panda-Panda bears! Capture him!" She shrieked.
Suddenly 5 giant panda bears with candy stuck to them appeared around me, keeping me from running any further.
"Mello-Kun, why did you run from me? Mellllooo-Kuuunnn..." The creepy bears parted for the equally creepy girl like the Red Sea, allowing her to walk over to me.
"Stay away from me!" I shouted, pointing my gun at her.
She giggled.
"Mello-Kun, that gun can't hurt me~! It's full of Skittles~!"
And lo and behold, she was right. When I tried to shoot her, the only thing that came out was a Skittle. Which means, I am totally helpless.
"Teehee, now you're at the mercy of my mind, Mello-Kuuunnnnnn~~~!" She giggled. Well, if you can call it a giggle. It sounded more like a lawn mower running over a rock.
Suddenly, Edward Cullen appeared out of nowhere, wearing a pink sunflower dress, an army of Armidillo's behind him.
" Oh, it's Edward~!" She grinned micheviously. Suddenly everything went blank.
"NO!" I woke up screaming bloody murder.
It took me a second to realize I was in my bedroom and it had all been just a bad dream.
Rolling over on my side in an attempt to get comfortable, I was greeted with the sight that would make my therapist rich.
Edward Cullen was inches away from me, stareing at me.
"Mello, we're out of chocolate".
"NO!"