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Authors not, Welcum 2 my storee!1!1!1! I hop u lick it!

My name is Fae Rainbow Amerhyste Clarabloom i am 14 years old and tooday I am wearing a butiful rainbow pink skirt with rainbow frills on it. It is my favourite skirt becuz it is frilee. I am also wearing a lacee shit that is also rainbow ponk and shows of my u no wots (I'm not saying that word u pervz). Arond my neck is a beootiful nacklace that is made out of reel rainbow dimond and a tiara that is alos made out of rainbow diamond and glod that my dad told me belonged to my muther be4 I was born. My har is ranbow with pink and purvlw strips and looks lick taylorr swifts hair but prettyer an sexxier. My makeup was foundashun that was my skin culur but better becuz its foundashunand pink lipstik with rainbow mascra that lookd super cool and sexy as well as rainbow eye shado. I looked really pretty but I am to modest to say it cuz ima loner at hart. I was warking to scool when OMG A SHARK CRASHED INTO MAH HOUSE! It was...

Authas not , oh no1!1!11!1! What craxhed intp faez huse?!1!1!?1!?1! Fin d oot NEXT TIME