Rating: M
Pairing: JimmyxEddy(SemexSeke)
Summary: For a long time-at least three seasons- Jimmy has had an unhealthy obsession with Eddy, and has only now decided to show his 'affection'. Of course, Eddy isn't happy about it, the little fox, but Jimmy is always up to a challenge. He overcame the souffle, he can overcome Eddy. And make him come too.
Eddy, as said before, is not happy with the sudden attention and affection he's been receiving, filled with big, blue eyes and schemes to get him into Jimmy's nine-year-old clutches, he finds himself slowly being pulled away from his friends by the devil that is Jimmy, and being pitched into the possibility that he might be gay.
Warnings: Shota, Dub-con, Cute Boys, SERIOUS Denial, Swearing, Confections, Sappiness, Slight Reference To A TV Show, Slight Editing to the Actual Content of the RP to Make the Story Flow, No Actual Betas
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the show! I'm just in part ownership to this RP
RP Buddy: Nintendo-Nut1
Chapter 1
Dollar Signs & Lovely Forcing
Hands danced whimsically across the table top, blue eyes staring excitedly at a small Easy Bake oven, waiting for the impending 'ding' to ring out. When this said sound made itself heard, the small, effeminate boy jumped from the seat and gently opened the oven door, slipping on oven mitts and pulling out the row of cookies. Oh, but not just any kind of cookies. Dollar shaped cookies, the mix having been dyes with green to complete the affect.
Humming, the boy set the tray onto the table and set his chef hat next to it, before traipsing off to retrieve crepe paper, ribbon, and glitter to wrap the treats in. Why, you might ask, was this little nine year old baking such cookies? The answer is simple. Eddy. Eddy, the infamous tween that tries to scam people on a regular basis. The cookies were for him. And why? Because...
Jimmy skipped back into the kitchen and, climbing into the chair, set his supplies on the table top. Reaching out a tentative finger, he touched one of the cookies and smiled at finding it was just starting to cool down.
"Perfect." he said lightly, looking back at the paper and scissors before him. "Now I just need to slip them on the paper and tie it up with the ribbon. No cutting, so no owies~" he sang out, gently picking up the cookies one by one and piling them in a neat stack in the middle of the paper. "He's going to absolutely adore these confections~ I can't wait to see his face when he eats them..."
"Here... I... Made them just for you..." Jimmy murmured, holding out the prettily wrapped package to the older boy, who smiled and took the cookies gently.
"Thanks." he said, unwrapping the present. "Cookies?"
"Yes... I... I must confess, Eddy..." Jimmy stuttered, looking up from under his bangs at the other. "I... I like-like you!" Eddy gasped, eyes widening, before he leaned forward and smiled.
"Me too." he then wrapped an arm tightly around Jimmy's waist. "Come! Let us scam forever and make lots of money off of your wonderful ideas!"
"Oh Eddy~" Jimmy sighed, blushing and giggling giddily. Yes. The young boy had a crush on the most selfish, annoying and short boy on the block.
And today was the day he would finally confess his feelings!
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The feeling of paranoia hit him the very second he woke up.
There was no way and no point in explaining, but this morning, Eddy did half of his morning tasks with an eye cast over his shoulder. Especially in the shower, for some oddball reason.
Why the heck did he suddenly feel someone was watching him? Someone who smelled faintly of... freshly-baked cookies?
'I must be going crazy.' Eddy shook his head, pulling his arm through the last sleeve of his shirt, regarding himself tiredly in the mirror.
Outside, Jimmy fidgeted and squirmed, staring at the somehow foreboding door before him.
"Come on, you can do it..." Jimmy murmured to himself, pressing the doorbell outside of Eddy's door, hands clutching the edge of the wrapped treat. "Yes!" he celebrated, waiting impatiently for the other to answer it.
Eddy straightened up when the doorbell rang. "Uh? What the.."
It was too early for Ed or Double D. At this time, the former was watching Saturday morning cartoons and the latter was enraptured in his two-hour morning protocol. So who the heck was at the door at this ungodly hour?
'Might as well go see...' he internally groaned, trudging through the empty house towards the front door. Opening his door, Eddy blinked a few times to let register the fact that Jimmy was standing on his doorstep. The blond straightened as he did so, blushing faintly.
'What's Curly-Q doing here?' he wondered to himself before a bag was thrust into his face.
"Here... I... Made them for you..." Jimmy murmured, gulping and waiting for the weight to be taken from his hands.
He jumped back a little at the advance, taking the bag and noting the scent that poured out.
"...Cookies?" So he wasn't just imagining that scent. Good. At least he wasn't going senile. Jimmy, once the bag was gone, clasped his hands together against his chest, looking at Eddy and watching as he unwrapped the bag. "Dollar sign shaped?" He snickered, taking a bite. "Cute. What's the occasion?"
'Cute? He called me cute~ This is going even better than I thought it would...' Jimmy mused, before he took a deep breath.
"Yes, cookies..." he agreed. "I-I remembered you liked my Christmas village, so I thought that this would be a good way to soften you up..." Jimmy then took a deep breath, taking courage from the sight of Eddy laughing at the memory.
"Th-the occasion is... is that..." he stuttered out. "That... I... I like-like you... lots..." he finally got out, mentally congratulating himself.
"Oh, yeah, I remember that! Those cookies were to DIE fo-wait, what?" Jimmy felt pride swell in his heart at the repeated phrase. Ah yes, back then, he had been in denial of his attraction to Eddy, and had called over Sarah to beat him up. But he was young then. Young and un-knowledgeable. Which wasn't a word but that was not the point. He now knew that he like-liked Eddy with all of his frail heart, and he was sure Eddy did too. He kept his eyes to the ground.
'Now just to wait for him to pull me into his arms...'
Eddy blinked.
Did Jimmy just tell Eddy that he liked him? As in like like?
...nah. No need to jump to conclusions. Just as a mentor, a teacher. Jimmy was kissing up to his superior, just like he taught the tyke. Ahh... kids grow up so fast. But still, he didn't need Jimmy to tell him he was the living end; he already knew THAT.
"Of course you do," he grunted, leaning on the door frame. "Okay, enough of the groveling. What'd you really come here for?"
At the arrogant reply, Jimmy looked up from the ground, blinking, before he remembered, 'Eddy isn't bright', and immediately felt relieved.
'A little more explaining should do the trick.'
"Eddy..." he reached out his hands and cupped the bottom of the elder's. "That is the reason." he bowed his head gently. "I've like-liked you ever since I can remember. It seems as though only a few weeks after summer started that I began to have affection for you." he said dramatically, looking up with shining blue eyes into Eddy's brown ones.
Eddy had gone completely deadpan. "...uh..."
"The cookies are made with my emotions for you and in the shape of what brought us together. Money." he said in a hush tone, batting his eyelashes.
Wait a minute. There was no further explanation needed. Jimmy was being as subtle as a semi-truck. 'Like-like.' 'Affection.' 'Emotions for you.'
"Do you... understand, Eddy?" he finished cutely.
Eddy completely blanched.
"Whoa, WHOA, okay~!" With slight disgust, Eddy instantly pulled away from Jimmy's hands, tempted to sanitize them. 'Dammit, Double D's rubbing off on me.' "Hah, okay..." he chuckled uncomfortably, taking a step back. "Yeah, okay,"
Jimmy watched as Eddy drew away from him, looking shocked. Well, this wasn't how it was supposed to go...
'He must be shocked with joy~' he thought to himself, listening as Eddy stuttered and seemed to fumble for his words.
"I get you, Jimmy, but... GEEZ!"
'He's not acting as heroic and manly as I thought he would...' Jimmy mused.
What was he supposed to tell the kid! He ain't interested? He doesn't swing this way? Man, Sex-Ed NEVER said anything about this, what a WASTE of a class that was!
"Jimmy! I..!"
Jimmy then realized something. 'Oh! He's the submissive type!' Jimmy thought, eyes brightening. 'So, I need to be the one to protect him!' No wonder Eddy was so nervous!
He jumped in to save his newly declared sub, Eddy almost having fallen backwards towards the floor if he had not grabbed onto the door frame for dear life. Jimmy placed a single finger on Eddy's lips.
What in the HELL was Jimmy doing!
"Shh shh shh!" he hushed. "Don't speak!" he lowered his lids slightly. "For I speak for you~" he leaned in and he breathed this out, feeling adrenaline rush through him at the dominance he was showing. Eddy's eyes widened impossibly larger at Jimmy's whispering, low, light... hell, demonic, for all Eddy could've known. Was this another face of the demented side Jimmy always seemed to keep hidden from everyone BUT him and his friends?
He was shocked when he realized he was SHAKING. Jimmy was genuinely SCARING him half to death. What was going ON here!
'Ooooh... I never knew being dominant could be so thrilling!' Jimmy thought excitedly, feeling a throb go through him as Eddy began to shake. 'He's probably shaking in anticipation for us to kiss...' he blushed at the thought, before he banished away his childish reaction and slowly slid his finger down until he was tilting Eddy's head up slightly.
Eddy felt like collapsing to the floor, but was surprised to find that Jimmy was holding him up and preventing him from doing so. Well, that was nice of... wait, no, he was holding him up to...
"Heehee... You're quivering..." Jimmy giggled, moving closer to Eddy, tilting his head so that their lips could be aligned.
'Oh, GOD, no. Please, Lord, have mercy, don't let me ki..!'
'Good thing I got my braces off last week, or this would be impossible...' Jimmy thought, murmuring "How sweet..." before he-
"Eddy? I apologize for mine and Ed's slight tardiness, I- GOOD LORD!" Salvation came in the form of Double D's cry of disgust, Jimmy's eyes going wide, before he pulled away from Eddy and looked over his shoulder, meeting the sight of Double D staring, stunned, at them, while Ed simply gave them a curious look. "J-jimmy? What on earth-"
Never before had Eddy been more relieved to hear his voice.
As Jimmy turned away and confronted Ed and Double D-"Oh..." Jimmy drawled. "It's you two..."; "Hi Jimmy!" Ed called.-Eddy desperately looked past them and gave them a clear 'help me' face.
"If you don't mind," he turned back to Eddy, smirking slightly. "Eddy and I are... busy at the moment. Go away."
He needed to get away from this brat, RIGHT now.
Double D's eyes caught Eddy's desperate look,his own heart going out to his friend. Still a little stunned, the sock wearing boy ventured to get Jimmy away from Eddy.
"Jimmy, may I ask why you're... in such close proximity to... Eddy?"
Jimmy huffed angrily, having been about to connect his lips to Eddy's, and looked over his shoulder again.
Good old Double D. Eddy knew he could count on him.
"What does it look like? I'm expressing my undying affection for him, of course." this made Edd pale. "You didn't know that? Hmph! Of course you wouldn't!" he snapped, turning to fully face Double D who was looking a mixture of disgust and anger.
Jimmy set his hands on his hips before he continued.
"And, why aren't you gone yet? Has your brain not registered my simple words?"
Gritting his teeth, Double D held back his anger, before he said, quietly,
"Ed, fetch." in an instant, Ed was at alert and happily trotted to go get Eddy, only to be blocked by Jimmy, who was holding out a cookie.
"Who wants a cookie?" he cooed, waving the treat back and forth, entrancing the small brained lad. "Do you want it Ed? Huh, huh?"
"Yeah!"
"Then go get it boy~" he then threw it, with much effort, over Eddy's fence, wincing as Ed ran straight through the planks, before he turned back to Double D, smiling.
"Is that all you've got?"
"He'll find that cookie in no time, Jimmy." Double D quipped, eyes darting to Eddy and telling him to quickly move while Jimmy wasn't paying attention, crossing his arms over his chest.
Without a word, Eddy was off like a shot. Jimmy narrowed his eyes at Double D, about to snap something at him, when he heard the rush of footsteps behind him, whipping around, he saw just as Eddy left through the hole made by Ed. Ed was munching on his cookie, ignorant as Eddy found sanctuary in one of his jacket pockets. Sure, it was filled to the brim with who-knows-what, but Eddy felt cleaner in there than he did standing in front of Jimmy.
What was that kid's PROBLEM! 'Undying affection?' When did THIS start happening! Why HIM!
Jimmy stared after him blankly, unsure what to think.
"See? We outsmarted you." Double D couldn't help but gloat, walking towards the hole. "And there's nothing you can- Erm, Jimmy, what's that?" he questioned, freezing at the sight of a teary Jimmy holding out a whistle in front of his lips.
"Next time, don't mess with mine and Eddy's relationship!" he declared, Eddy's eyes bulging in terror at the familiar sound of that whistle. Jimmy still had it! That's so unfair!
Turning away from Double D and sitting on the ground, Jimmy made it look like he was crying by moving his shoulders up and down in an imitation of on cue, in entered Sarah, who had to chase them halfway down the cul-de-sac before catching and beating them as the typical tantrum terror would.
He listened as Sarah arrived and began beating all three of the Eds. He would save Eddy, but, as Sarah said, 'Give those cute ones a inch and they'll take a mile.' Which Jimmy would have been happy to give to Eddy, but he just had to listen to Double D and run away! Why had he anyway? Jimmy thought over this a moment, before he arrived at a conclusion.
'He's being coy!' he thought, before a pleased smile curved his lips. 'What a man I chose!' But how to respond?
"Jimmy?" Sarah asked in concern as she came back to his side, placing a hand on his shoulder. "Are you okay? What did those mean Eds do to you?"
Jimmy looked up at the orange haired girl, before he smiled, standing and taking her shoulders.
"Sarah! Tell me all about what you did when you liked Double D!"
She blinked in slight confusion, before nodding. "O-okay Jimmy...?"
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The Eds were in a battered heap on the pavement where Sarah left them. Eddy crowned atop the pile, draped limply atop his two buddies.
"...these brats'll be the death of me..." He lamented.
Double D groaned under the shorter male in pain.
"You took the words right out of my mouth, Eddy."
"... I didn't get to finish my cookie guys..."
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A/N: And there it is! The first chapter of my JimmyxEddy Rp with nintendonut1~
This WILL be updated regularly, since the RP is finished and I transform the RP into three chapters Saturday. The amount of chapters this will be hasn't been confirmed yet, but when it is, I'll tell all of you! In a week or so I'll have an established time I'll be posting at as well!
R&R if you please! You don't have to, but I'd like it!
And you can ask ANY question you want to! It can be as raunchy as you like.