The Adventures of Judy Hopps in Detroit

by xXxD1sc0rd4nc3xXx

Judy Hopps is a new recruit in the crime-ridden city of Detroit. Can she overcome the obstacles and crime in the city?

1. Chapter 1 - A New Start

Chapter 1 – The Token Bunny

"Oh boy," said the sexy rabbit, "I can't wait to start my first day on the force!" She got up put on her pants because sleeps naked and went to work. The boss man said "hopps, since you're new you are assigned to drug busting." "Oh cool how do I do that?" "ez you go up to black people and ask 'ayyo ya'll got any crack?' and since they're good people they'll say 'totes nigga first dose on me' and that's when you pull yoru gun and kill them and say it was an accident." "oh cool that sounds easy."

So juddy hopps went outside and walked up to the first black person she saw and asked "ayyo you gots any crack?" and the black man said "No Hashtag not all blacks go away you pig." This upset the bunny. She pulled out her standard issue M1 Grand and shot the black man dead for his sass. Immediately every other black person showed up for a Black Lives Matter protest and started protesting the police department screaming "He a good boi he dindu nuffin" and waving their gun/sign hybrids in the air.

Judy didn't care because she was a selfish prick. She went up to another black guy and asked "Ayyo ya'll got any weed mang?" and the black man said "Shieeeet damn straight I do nigga how much you want?" "I'll take a pound." "Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit" said the black man as he pulled out a pound of weed. "Dattl' be one tousand dollars mang" but instead of that Hopps just shot the man after saying "YOU'RE FEDERALLY FUCKED NOW" because he was selling weed. She picked up the weed too though.

Since BLM was already protesting, nobody noticed this innocent drug dealer died. She went up to the crowd and threw the weed to everyone. Naturally, every black person scrambled to pick some of that weed up. The bunny knew they'd do this, and she called in an airstrike into the crowd. The crowd was covered in white phosphorus but it was okay because they were in possession of contraband. Hopps went back for her dialy review. "Holy fucking balls shit Hopps you've solved the crime problem of Detroit in less time than anyone else! You're a national hero!"