A/N: This au was made by Edorazzi in tublur so all credit goes to her. Also I didn't create Miraculous Ladybug. If I did Marinette would be a guy that likes Adrien and is gay as FUCK.

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How it all started I don't know.

I never knew why I was also chosen as a miraculous welder.

Adrien was supposed to be the only one, but we both got chosen I guess for what purpose it very unclear.

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"Um Felix we're gonna be late for school," I blinked and looked at Adrien. School? Oh right old habits die hard I guess. I make (or scutt i don't know) my way out of the limousine... for everyone to stop what they're doing and look at us more specifically Adrien.

Why am I even here or right Adrien somehow got a fairy that transform him into a fucking magical stripper- cough- superhero... in spandex.. that I'm somehow also able to transform to thanks to a ring.. wow anime is real.

Adrien just to his friend what was his name again? Niño? No.. Nina? Oh right Nino! " wow thanks so much Adrien for leaving me here alone with these wild animals," I muttered. " that's just what I needed alone with people who are annoying and think I'm a robot for some reason." Definitely note that wonderful sarcasms.

At least Chloe isn't here if she is you don't think coffee would fix the urge to grab a little knife that I oh-so-happens to carry around and just go all Itachi and kill her. Make her death look like a suicide and dump her body to the ocean.

"ADRIENKIINNSS!!"

Speak of the devil.

I step out of the way as Chloe jumps on Adrien. You poor poor soul you will be missed. Adrien looks my way his face saying help-me-please!!

"Chloe let go of Adrian we'll be late for class and I'm not in the mood to deal with your bitc-" Adrien slaps his hand in my face. Huh rude. Nino snickers I stare at him and raise my flawless eyebrow as in a really? Kinda way.

Once we got to our HomeRoom class everyone stops what they're doing to see who just came in. Creeps. Well anyway Adrien and Nino go to their front seats while I go all the way in the back with Nathaniel. He's very quiet and always draws in his sketchbook, sometimes though he asks me what he should draw when he ran out of ideas or lacks motivation. From my seat I can somehow hear what Marinette and Alya are talking about. To think Adrien hasn't heard what they talk about amuses me. Of course I know about her crush in Adrien it's quite funny how she tries to get him to notice him. (NOTICE ME SENPAI!!)

I just look around to see what the hell happens in class, I have the skill to somehow not notice anything that happens which led people to think I looked down upon them. Pshh yeah right pretty sure they expect me to wear a fucking crown and say," kneel before your (queer- I mean queen) king peasants!!"

That would be funny though..

Getting tired of waiting for class to start I start doodling in the desk. Not everyone really sits in the back so not like anyone would care.

[ Nathaniel actually stopped drawing to see what the hell Felix was doing. ]

I subconsciously started to draw Kushina and Minato's death seen. What can I say (except your welcome~ sorry) that part was one of the saddest death scene in Naruto.

"That's good."

I stopped drawing and looked at Nathaniel. Wow actually forgot about your existence for a bit there. "Hm. Oh yeah thanks," I just returned to my drawing once again. After I got bored at doodling I sat straight and inspected how it turned out.

Huh not bad considering I drew it on a desk. The cleaning staff won't appreciate the drawing though..

Taking out my phone I trim a quick picture and just waited. Ms.Saucedo came in. She was a new teacher I could tell. Young, short black hair with no white stripes, and shinning brown eyes. Especially since she doesn't seem to hate all the kids here and make their lives hell by giving them a fucking PowerPoint of 50 slides... just saying.

"Good morning class I see you're all doing fine today, so let's get ready for a group project!!"

Don't smack the desk. Don't smack the desk. Don't smack the desk. Don't-

A loud SMACKwas heard in the classroom. Heads turned to see...Marinette with her head in the desk.

Huhuhu~ you thought that was gonna be me huh? Well you thought wrong!! Wow talking to myself again I really need to get a fucking life.

"Alright the groups would be in groups of three and I'll be the one picking the groups so just wait for your name to be call out"

I just tuned her out after that..

"— Felix, Chloe, Nino. You guys are a group"

Hold the fucking phone.. that didn't just happened.. nope refused to believe Chloe Bobitch is in my group along the I-believe-you're-a-robot-and-won't-stop-till-I-see-proof-guy.

Nino and Chloe are getting closer to my desk. Sorry bitches not aloud ya have to find another teammate!!

Nino and Chloe sit down. Where's Nathaniel when you need him? (A/n: haha bet you forgot about him didn't ya? Don't worry I forgot too.)

"Ugh why couldn't I be with my Adrikins!!" The bitc-Chloe whined. Gee I can feel the love... actually no I don't want to feel your love.

"Hmm. You said something?" I ignored the rest of her whining and payed attention to what Ms.Saucedo was gonna say next.

"Alright class now that you're all in your groups, I want you to write two truths and one lie in a sheet of paper. Your teammates would have to guess which is the lie. This activity will take the whole class period so I expect you to keep your voices in an acceptable level."

Ah at least this'll be quick... what should I even write though..? Oh I know

1.) Chloe was the first person I met outside from my family.

2.) Wished something bad happens to you, like being stabbed with a broken bear bottle on your way home.

3.) I find some people here tolerable.

Not the best but it's not like I want them to know more about me...

"""I'm finished""" we all courses at the same time. Not creepy at all. "So who's gonna go first?," Nino asked.

"I will people like you should know just how truthful and wonderful I am!" Guess who said that.

Number one EVERYONE in school wished they'll be me!"

Nino snorted at that one

"Number two my daddy will do and buy me anything I want, when I want it, wherever I'm at. Number three I'll become Adrien's future girlfriend. Which one is my lie?"

"Um Chloe darling Ms.Saucedo said two truths and one lie, you wrote two lies." I glanced at her, while she just gave a confused look.

"I didn't write two lies, I wrote two truths and one lie." She glanced back at me. "Chloe last time I checked you and Adrien weren't going out. Heck he doesn't see you as his girlfriend and don't tell me you know who he likes cause that's just bull. Also you don't know if everyone in school likes you, so you can't say everyone likes you." I gave her a bored look the entire time how I didn't just insult her is a mystery to us all.

"But-" "but nothing Chloe lets just let Nino go." Seriously if she complained one more time I'll just slap her right there in then. I looked back at Nino to see him trying to keep himself from laughing. Not that I blame him.

"*cough* uh yeah.. well I uhh.. I wish to one day make my own electronic music, I was Adrien's first friend when he first came here, and I like everyone here." Nino said once he calmed down.

"Number two was obviously the lie I was Adrien's first friend!" Chloe yelled as she faced Nino. Poor soul he won't be missed. "Chloe you might have been Adrien's first friend when he was homeschooled, but Nino was his first friend in a public school," I explained slowly for her slow ass brain to understand.

" I think number three is the lie, no one could like everyone here." I cutoff anything Chloe wanted to say.

"DING DING DING! Felix found my lie!!" Nino exclaimed.

"Oh hurray," I muttered.

"Well it's Felix's turn now." No shit Sherlock.

"Well I- rrrriiinnngg!!" The bell cut me off.

"Well class you could go now, hope you learned new things about your classmates see you tomorrow!!" Me.Saucedo practecly glowed. Not that I care I got saved by the bell.

A/N: well I hope you liked this small introduction about Felix. I tried making him sarcastic and sassy how they described him in both 2D anime they did of the old Miraculous Ladybug and how they made him on tumblr. This is my first story so bear with me, I'll change the story from 1st person to 3rd if I feel more comfortable in writing the chapter in that POV. For now bye~ Lulu out!!