Big Bang Theory

It's Thai food night tonight, with Howard, Leonard, and Koothrapali already here watching Seinfeld (thanks to Leonard). Penny is running late, with our food I might add, I'm hungrier than Narnia's Edward seeing the white queens food. Ahhh Narnia, all the underlying Christian themes, thinking of christians I wonder how my mother is, we haven't spooke

Jingle, jingle, creak, bang. "Hey guys I got the food, sorry it took so long I ran into a friend from college."

So chatting away is why I'm starving here, well I expect noth

"I thought you didn't go to college" says Leonard reaching for the food."

"Well yeah" Penny retorts "I didn't graduate, but I did try for a degree in acting."

So some people can't even make it through a degree in ACTI

"You know talking about college friends, makes me think. I haven't talked to mine in ages." Wolowitz chimes in. Leonard agrees "yeah me neither"

Barley a nanosecond later Penny and Koothrapali both exclaim "YOU GUYS HAD FRIENDS?"

Leonard shifts uneasily "well yah" he says "Leo Horowitz, we shared a dorm.

Raj stares at him half dubious and jealous before Howard (in a failed attempt to ease the tension shares "Yeah, my friend was this guy, Devon Grayson but he went of to get a doctorate or something and well you know we drifted apart."

Wonderful a chance to mock the engineer for his lack of a doctorate. I shall pretend he is published and famous that shall be a wonderful bazinga!

"yes, I had a college friend also, Barney Stinson my roommate."

All eyes turn to me in a fashion so unified it was comical. Drat it why did I say that instead of the Devon Grayson thing! I don't want to talk about Barney!

Penny speaks first "You mean to tell me that you, people hater, Sheldon Cooper, who went to college at AGE 12! Had a friend?"

Oh dear how to subdue this "Yes I was friends with my roommate at MIT and we had some fun times but that was in the past, besides I checked out his blog and he is far to obsessed with coitus and sold out to the agree of working for GNB."

"Call him right now" Penny commands in her annoying voice "I have got to see this"

Ugh, misuse grammar much "You won't see anything because even if I do call it would be me on the phone over in the kitchen, you sitting anywhere but my spot and him somewhere in New York, but if it will make you cease your ever so obnoxious, as Wolowitz would put it, bitchin, I will call, once no more and say hello. And to get this clear if he doesn't answer I will not call again."

Please don't answer, let's see, 1-8-7-7-9-8-7-6-4-0-1 "Penny, stop breathing down my neck." Please don't answer, please don't answer...

"Oh hello Barnacle, remember Cooper?