Cashception: The Legend of JW, The Lord of Qin and the Master of evil( Patrón del Mal) Tsunayoshi Sawada

JW was a great student of the Swedish School of Economy. One day he went to a party in the House of Flying Jacob, who cooked a Regular! Ordinary! Swedish! Meal time!(In Swenglish!)

"Ingrredienten! Bacon!" He shouted as he trew stuff at JW. Lambo was telling jokes at the table.

"I am Lambo! Boku wa Lambo! Dis you know that I had a friend who went to cannes for a brideg tournament. He saw Shoichi Gates in the bathroom while peeing and said 'Hi Shoichi'. Then he wnet back to play cards with the Millefiores in the tournament: Byakuran, Genkishi, Zakuro… and Shoichi said 'Hi Hayato' and my friend replied 'Fuck you Shoichi!'" Everyone laughed.

Meanwhile…

Tsuna Sawada, the Serbian hitman, got the custody of his daughter I-pin.

"Tsuna-san, where are we going? Tsuna-san, I want to eat!" she kept saying.

"Paccienti, paccienti, questo mando arene nero" Tsuna replied.

"Take me with you!"

"Silence! Or I'll knock you silly! Good night… my little gold mine! Hahahahahaha!" and he closed the door. He lit a big cigar and puffed it with elegance.

He walked to the K-market and bought bullets (desdolation bullets) from Yashiro's stroe, he was going to pay when he saw Gohan was working there.

"Uye!" said the guy with feeling of the warrior.

"Just give me the change…" said Tsuna.

"Kew ea tai fuamndo hermano, teni que fumar lo natural para quedar con loh ojos achinao, volao, tu y yo en la playa comenzamos el viernes y terminamos el sábadoh..."

"You talking to me?"asked Sawada.

"Si po te hablo a voh shushitumare"

"Yeah you talking to me? There's no one else in this room, you fukin are fukin talkin' to me!" the Vongola threw everything to the floor and kicked the Snickers and Milkyways.

"Can I eat the Milkyway?" said Bradley Cooper.

"No!" said Tiffany "You think I'm crazier than you!"

"WTF!" shouted Pat Solatano Cooper.

"And Gohan is more handsome than you!" she shouted.

"What? You're saying he's handsome?"

"C'mon give her a break" said Tsuna Pesci.

"Viva Pinochet conchetumare!" said Gohan and fired and AK-47 at everyone in the K-Market. Tsuna flew away.

So JW was sitting on his trone when the newa of the warrior that had killed Flying Tiffany and Broken Pat had arrived in the palace. "Let him pass within 100 feet" said the economy student.

Gohan came in singing "Mambo y Calle".

"So how did you defeat them?" asked the Emperor, with some groove.

"Apareció el Badboy y les dijo que no eran calle, los wnes salieron cagando y los pillaron las tropas imperials, shiaaaa! Y después apareció mi general que estas en los cielos…"

"INAF. You shall be executed!"

So Gohan went out of the palace, walking with the weight of heroism on his back, with the magnificent glory of the fallen warrior that knows he will fall and falls.

Then he was killed by 10,000 arrows.

The End