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Opposite Day

Last time on Total Drama Road Trip: a search for a mysterious lake monster challenged our contestants' abilities to keep their mouths shut. Izzy forgave Connor, Sierra went a little nuts, and Ted blew the challenge for his team. In the end it was Gwen who was sent home, no small part thanks to Ted, who rigged the votes to keep him in the game. Will Ted's teammates be willing to forgive and forget? What will become of Izzy and Connor's new relationship? And Sierra act normal for just one episode? I seriously doubt it. And now it's time for Total... Drama... Road Trip!

It was a bright and sunny day in Quebec, Canada. Well, it was for the Screaming Patriots anyways. {Connor: Normally, ever since Heather joined our team, we would wake up to her yelling at us angrily. But today there was nothing. She was even happy! Look! *Holds up a plate of pancakes* She made us pancakes!} "Why the jolly mood, Heather?" Cody asked suspiciously.

{Cody: Whenever Heather is acting nice, you know that she's scheming.} "No reason," Heather replied, "I just feel really happy today! More pancakes anyone?" The Patriots cheered. They may have had to sleep in their RV for that night, but they had definitely gotten the Bed & Breakfast treatment.

Speaking of Bed & Breakfast, the Killer Pioneers weren't having such a great time in theirs. "WAKE UP YOU LAZY ********! WE'VE GOT A CHALLENGE TO WIN TODAY!" The Pioneers were jolted awake by Sierra screaming her head off.

"Ugh, Sierra, do you know what time it is?" Harold asked, exhausted.

"YEAH! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET OFF YOUR ***, you ********!" {Harold: Never in my life have I been cursed at with such *Shudders* meanness. Not even from Duncan, or even Heather.}

Courtney got out of bed and up in Sierra's face. "Hey!" She shouted. "You don't have to be so mean!"

"OR MAYBE I DO!" Sierra retorted. "MAYBE I'M MEAN BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF ****S LIKE YOU LEADING THE TEAM! NOW SHUT YOUR FACE, AND GO DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST, YOU *****!"

Courtney just stared at her and then promptly burst into tears. {Duncan: The only people I've known that have made Courtney cry are myself and Gwen. Never have I expected that Sierra of all people would be the next to do it.}

Chris then called everyone into the parking lot for the challenge announcement. "Today," he announced, "we gonna partay!" Literally everyone cheered at that. "For today's challenge getting to the location first is vital! So pick who's driving and set off."

Courtney chose to drive the Pioneers' RV while the Patriots chose Ted. It started off pretty much neck-in-neck, but the Patriots managed to pull ahead after a while, swerving in front of the Pioneers to prevent them from pulling ahead. But Courtney was crafty. "Yo Ted," Connor called up to the front, "she's trying to pull ahead!"

Ted called back from the front "I know that! I can't keep in front of them for much longer!"

"Leave that to me." Izzy said as she climbed up through the skylight to the roof of the RV. She then yelled defiantly, ran across the roof, and jumped off, diving towards the Pioneers' front windshield.

{Courtney: What the- *Izzy crashes through the windshield, slams Courtney's head into the dashboard, knocking her out, grabs the wheel, and turns it sharply*} The Screaming Patriots gazed out their windows in awe as the Pioneers' RV swerved, flipped over, and skidded on it's side for a couple of feet.

{Ted: Am I the only one that thinks Izzy is going to be completely fine after that?}