-Prologue-
Provinces Running Amok!
Summary:
From the prairie to the rugged mountains, from the barren north and to the bustling cities. Canada is a very large country, with a diverse yet small population; with such a large country, young Canada would need as much help as he could get. Too bad his 'children' are the mini version of the other countries. Let us hope the young country won't get any white hairs from all the stress.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, it's too brilliant for my little shriveled up brain!
Warning: Romano, Protective Dad!France, OOC, 13 OCs and Stereotypes that may offend people.
A world conference was held in Washington USA, countries once again argued with one another, flirt, fought aggressively[[or in Hungary's case, hitting countries with her frying pan]] and dangerously close to snapping and breaking someone's neck. One of these categories would be Canada whom was very exhausted from all the paperwork and would rather be inside the warm Tim Hortons where he could drink his favorite warm beverage and watch soft snow flakes fall through the frosted window. However, his brother America whom was sitting next to him was munching through his many hamburgers loudly which only added to Canada's exhaustion and England's boiling anger.
"You bloody git! Unhand those fatty trashes of yours and pay attention to the meeting for once! Would it hurt to stop eating those so called food of yours!,"
"Oh calm down Iggy dude~! At least these babies of mine are more delectable than those burnt scones you make every day! And *omnom* I'fwe gotfe *munch munch* shumf *gulp gulp* PWUAAAA proposition!," After the American's poor example of proper table manners, England began to rub circles on his temples as he whispered harshly to himself which sounded like where have I gone wrong in raising this git..!
"Alrighty! As you all know, we are currently discussing about world hunger in today's conference!,"
"We already knew about that hamburger bastard….just get on with the meeting! Mia bella pomodoro* need me!,"
"PSH! Take a chill pill bro! I was just gettin' to it! EHEM! As you all know…they're many people in this world suffer from world hunger…," Everyone held their breath, it was after all very rare to see the American take any world meetings seriously, almost. There are certain countries rolling their eyes as they can easily tell why the American was currently so serious.
"Aiyah…these youngsters are so easily fooled aru! He is only serious because the topic is about food…,"
"That is true…however…it is indeed a rare chance to see America-san serious in a meeting…which I must not miss..!," With that, the Japanese allowed his Otaku mode to take over and joined Hungary with her picture taking spree. Everyone sat relaxed for once inside the rarely peaceful conference room, but not everyone is relaxed; there is still the exhausted and stressed out Canada. Being the twin of his northern neighbor, America's twin senses tingled and he looks at Canada with worry.
"It's those kids of yours again huh bro? Still givin' ya headaches? I feel ya…have to look after fifty of 'em…," Canada strained a smile as he sees his brother truly worried for him. The young country chuckled softly as he gave a small nod.
"Hm…it is indeed them again…I still wonder how you get all that energy after looking after fifty children," America laughed loudly and said along the lines about 'being a hero means having more energy'. As the two brothers completely forget about the meeting and their bonding turns into chatter about advices of how to look after rowdy children, they were unaware of the gaping nations looking at them with wide eyes. Suddenly a certain French speaking nation screamed bloody murder and jumped up from his seat, this made England to look at him weirdly. France then jumps onto the table and scrambled to where Canada was. Grabbing his former colony on both shoulders; France then began to shake Canada as he rapidly asked questions furiously.
"Mon pauvre bebe!**, point out for Papa whom dared to taint mon petit bebe…!***," It's clear to everyone that the usually perverted nation was out for every nations' blood, possible culprits shifted uncomfortably on their seats but a certain Russian just smiled eerily.
That smile pissed off Belarus very much and made the Baltic trio and Ukraine cry on each other's shoulder.
"P-Papa…I'm…getting….d-dizzy…," Seeing the French not having any intention of stopping in his interrogations, England decided to step in and rescue his son followed after by America. Grabbing the French man on both hands, the two countries pulled him off of a slowly recovering Canada whom gave a thankful look to his brother and dad.
"You frog, give your son some space! I too want answers and I don't want the poor lad losing consciousness!,"
"NON! I must know who dared to touched mon petit bebe!," The French country was certainly not going to give up until America laughed loudly, both Europeans looked at him as if the American lost his sanity.
"Chillax dude! Have you not heard about what a personified province or state is? I thought that was a thing with the other nations too!,"
"Vait…vat do you mean by personified…?," Germany asked in confusion while Italy stood up from his chair as he nodded his head feverishly.
"Veeeee~ I too want-a know what you mean~!," The Italian asked curiously as he 've-d' nonstop earning a coo from Hungary. All eyes were on the North American brothers and Canada did not like it, he was after all, not used to the large amount of attention.
Yep, Mathew Bonnefoy Kirkland Williams is officially screwed.
Translations
Mia bella pomodoro* =My beautiful tomatoes Italian
Mon pauvre bebe!**= My poor baby! French
mon petit bebe…!*** =My little baby! French
Sorry if I got them wrong, I only speak English, Tagalog and my native language so feel free to correct me and I can fix it right upJ.
Sorry again if I have offended anyone with my fic x'D but i'm pretty sure the stereotypes was what attracted us to Hetalia…! ;U; but if I have overdone it, I'll make sure not to in the next chapter x'D
and feel free to point out any grammatical and spelling mistakes or advice! It really helps me a lot since English is my second language. So uhm…yey~!
Oh and I'll delete any reviews I will deem offensiveJ
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