Gintoki lazily sat on his couch and began picking at his nose. Uh... now it was time to buy a new issue of jump.

"Ehh? Jump is out already?"

Gintoki sighs as gets up to leave.

"Oi Kagura-chaan! Shinichi-kun! Take any jobs while I'm gone!"

No answer was heard. The place was apparently completely empty.

"Well I warned them," Gintoki told himself as he scratched his head and left.

As Gintoki locked up and headed off, he was stopped by someone who was at his door.

"Are you the Yorozuya?" said a guy. He seemed in desperate need for help.

Gintoki didn't say anything. He stared at the guy with his dead fish eyes. If he said yes, then he'd have to go back in, serve the customer, then buy his jump later. But what if they didn't have Jump later? What if there was only one left in the whole city and his only chance to get it is to leave at that moment? What if barely gets the last Jump but then has to fight some ninja for it, ride thru dangerous rushhour traffic and fight on the back of a semi truck for it? Thoughts raced in his mind and he began to sweat.

"No," Gintoki said casually, then left.

1 HOUR LATER AT THE YOROZUYA

An hour has past at the Yoruzuya. Shinpachi, along with Kagura and Sadaharu, came by and was about to open the door, when they seen a guy sleeping in front of it. The guy apparently had waited there.

"Shinpachi," Kagura said. "Someone left their child on our doorstep aru."

"No Kagura chan, that doesn't look like a child," Shinpachi corrected.

"Your wrong Shinpachi. No matter what age or how many layers of skin the person has on his head, they'll always be little children in their mothers eyes."

"Uh yea... but all I see is a middle aged man."

"Shall I kick it? :)"

"OOOI! YOU SAID THIS PERSON WAS A CHILD! WHY WOULD YOU KICK A CHILD?"

By that time, the guy had woken up and seen them. He stood silent for a few seconds and tried recalling why he was there for. He then remembered and jumped right up, practically scaring Shinpachi.

"Help me or I'm a dead man!" that man said with fear in his eyes. Shinpachi understood the situation quickly and looked backed with seriousness.