Azula drooled.
"Disgusting!" Azula's father, Fire Lord Ozai yelled, slapping his fist on the table and sending his bowl of noodles flying in the air. Even though Azula was only eight, everyone in the room grimaced in disgust. Suddenly, a loud blarping noise filled the air. Then, the stench came.
"AZULA FARTED!" Azula's brother, Zuko accused while holding his nose.
"Why do you care?" Azula nasally shouted back, sneezing up a noseful of snot.
"Because it stinks!" Zuko answered.
"CHILDREN!" Azula and Zuko's mother,Ursa, shouted. "This is the dinner table. There shall be NO screaming, drooling, burping, or FARTING!" The uproar at the table stopped.
"Now, Azula, you absolutely need to use the bathroom." Ozai told her.
"But I don't need to!" Azula bickered at her father, the head of the entire Fire Nation.
"Your leader commands you to go poop!" Ozai thundered in his mighty roar.
"Ugh! Fine! Azula surrendered as she stomped up the palace stairs, letting out a series of loud farts with every step.
"Azula is SO gross!" Zuko said after Azula had already gone.
"Do not insult your sister." Ursa told him.
"But it's true!"
After a long silence of thinking, Ozai finally admitted.
"It is true."
Ursa let out a sigh. Upstairs, everyone could hear the farting of Azula.
"It sounds like she's barfing!" Zuko exclaimed. "Dad, really! You need to do something!"
"I'll think of something" Ozai assured him.