Harry Potter and the Insanity Icing
Hi! It's Pandora here! I've never written any fan-fiction before so forgive me if the following is
really bad. It is set after the 6th book.Lupin, Harry, Fred, George, Tonks and Fleur (YUK!) Receive a
tip off, that a horocrux has been hidden inside an abandoned warehouse. Wow! How original!
P.S I changed my format half way though...don't moan!
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any or J.k's characters am merely using them for my
own and hopefully your enjoyment...
YAY!
Fleur:dis place is so dark-
Fred: well spotted
Fred: Genius
Fleur: I don't know why the twins 'ad to come...
Fred whispers: I don't see why the
George: Language Fred!
Fred: How did you know what I was going to say?
George: well firstly this is a play so I'm reading the script, and hey, I know you too well!
Fred: ...
Fleur: Ow do we know what this thing looks like once we've found it?
Fred: Oh my gawd! The bitch speaks!
At this point after 'enjoying' a night of cabaret Fred and George style Fleur was completely
infuriated.
Fleur: Arrrrrrrgghhhh!
George: I don't know about you Fred by I've never heard a sane person utter such a strange
expression...
Fred: hmmm...sounds like she's got a hair ball.
George: I thought we'd decided she was Fleur delacor, the French poodle?
Fred: What!
George: You know like a female dog.
Fred: I don't remember this...
George: Oh! hang on, I think I dreamt it!
Fred: Okaaay...
George: Wait! Now she can be Fleur Delacour the French gal with an attitude problem and a
strange resemblance to a Yorkshire terrier.
Fred, Harry and Lupin exchanged worried glances.
Fred: I refuse to be asouated with that person over there I shall dye my hair green, have muggle
laser surgery on my freckles... and...and...Sew up his mouth forever!
Harry: HEY!
(fleur's delicate complexition seemed to have darkened slightly)
Lupin turned around, a look of mild amusement on his face.
"So it has," Said Lupin lightly "Are you feeling all right Fleur?"
" 'arrrrry! You are my only hope of sanity. Pleez ave me from these crazy lunatics!"
" Well, thanks a bunch" said Fred.
" I thought we were all getting along so well" said a gleeful Fred.
" ' arry,please...I beg of you"
Harry looked mortified as Fleur collapsed to her knees and began tugging at the hem of his robes.
" Now, now don't get salt water all over Harry's lovely new shoes." smiled George.
" Noooooooooooo!" Shouted Fred." Not the shoes! "
" NOT THE BRAND SPANGALING NEW,VERY SHINEY DESIGER SHOES! THE INJUSTICE!"
shouted Fred and George.
" Harry, on the count of three..." Whispered Ron "Run-like-crazy!"
" One..."
" What HAVE you given her?"
" Two..."
" When Molly finds out about this...-"
" THREE ! RUN!"
( All together)
0 Fred: What the Hell!
0 George: What the Hell!
0 Fleur:Arrrrry help me!
0 Lupin: But the Horocrux-
0 Ron: Run,run,run as fast as you can!
"You can't catch me I'm the Gingerbread-man!" screamed Fleur.
Lupin's P.O.V
What did I do to deserve this?