Living in the year 2500s, life was quite relaxing but jobs were harder to find. With teleportation, hover bikes, cars, trains and even hover boots created... there was hardly no need for the use for the gift of our two legs. Television would be replaced by simple head gear that you place on your head and just use your mind to move around to your liking, even play-stations and xboxs got upgraded to the all new headgear. Ordinary jewellery had now come in good use, one would go as far as making a bracelet that produced turkey whenever you clicked the ruby in the middle. Mobile phones wasn't needed at all since teleportation existed so you could visit that person whenever you'd like.

Living in the far future was confusing, somehow it did make me question something... just how is someone going to improve all this amazing technology?

If you're asking who i am, then i am the one and only Kilik. A human who possesses the Kali-Yuga rod and Davapara-Yuga pendant, those items were to be soon passed down to both the two teenagers i was force to look after by their irresponsible parents. I could not bring myself to give these precious items to these two... I mean, just by the sound that something had shattering two seconds ago... i would rather swallow these items then to give them to these troublemakers.

"Xiba! Get down here!" Yelled a young lady who held my Kali-Yuga in other her hands. She was waiting at the staircase, waiting for her half-brother to come down to face a consequence.

Honestly, when did i get stuck taking care of these two jerks? Oh, did i just say something that Xianghua would say? Heh.

I stood besides Leixia and put my hand out, "Return Kaili-Yuga to me, it shall not fall in the wrong hands as i had promised my former master that I'd pass it down to someone more capable of handling it."

Leixia glares at me and then the hand that was extended before she gives it up. I proceeded to the couch to lay down Kali-Yuga on the coffee table in front of the couch.

"Oh and Leave Xiba alone." I say as i slouch down on the couch while reading the latest news report. At least there was one thing that hasn't changed overtime and it was the newspapers.

"You always favour your son, you never favour me!" Leixia pouts.

"Oh, really?" I said with the most uninterested tone as i flick through yet another page of newspaper.

"Yeah. You're always telling me to stop from tearing Xiba into little pieces!"

It was not that i didn't like the idea of you tearing Xiba into little bits but tearing him in my house and under my care is a no-no, Xianghua will definitely sue me... yes, suing the babysitter is what she does best. I indeed was getting tired of reading these boring news reports, i chucked the newspaper aside.

"Xiba, get down here!" I shout.

Leixia raised an eyebrow, "What are you doing big bro Kiki?"

"That's uncle Kilik to you!"

A few seconds later, we both witness Xiba coming down the stairs in hover boots while flying down the stairs and missing Leixia's head by an inch before falling face first before me. Foolish Xianghua! I told her not to trust Xiba with hover boots!

"Leixia says that i favour you." I explain.

"So what? Does that have anything to do with me? Jeez, you're always calling me down here for nothing." Xiba bickers.

"Well, you're here to prove her wrong." I chuckle as i ruffle the hair of Xiba that had finally sat up from the fall, "Make sure to keep yourself comfortable down on the floor."

Xiba noticed my evil aura and quickly gulped, "Oh no..."

I merely showed a shadowy smiled before forcing Xiba to do 2000 pushups... what? Too harsh? Oh please, in this day and time; you may do as many as 5000! I'm only being kind to Xiba... ah, maybe i am favouring him.

After an hour of watching Xiba do 1900 pushups, he only had to do 100 more. He was really just slow but both Leixia and i had fun watching him.

"Xiba, if you don't get the one hundred done in 5 minutes-you'll be doing 200 situps and if you don't get those 200 situps done by an hour, then consider not eating at all." I order.

Leixia merely claps with excitement at Xiba who had just given up on his own arms and laid down on the ground in a pool full of sweat while breathing heavily with a flushed face.

"I'm only kidding. I'll make you steam buns as a way of saying good job." I said patting Xiba on the back before proceeding to the kitchen.

I lied, instead of going to make steam buns in the kitchen, i had walked through the kitchen and into the study room where i had an old fashioned lap-top. Why, you ask? Well simple, with these kids always coming to stay, they will break many things that hover and are headgear related... so if you ask me, i doubt that the hover boots that Xiba had bought would last very long.

I sit down on my office chair and slouch back with my hands on the back of my head. I saying, "Laptop. Power on."

"Power on." The laptop replied in a robotic voice, "What is my task"

"Check emails." I said with a relaxed voice as i closed my eyes, "How many unopened emails?"

"Just one... from Yan Wujin."

"Hmm, whose that?" I asked with one eye opened.

"That is no other then the husband of Xianghua and the father of Leixia."

Ah, i hated that guy just what did he want now? He left his own children at my house, oh man... I can't wait to send them off tomorrow since today is the last day they'll be spending their time at my house! I close my eyes and smiled.

"Laptop. Please read out the email he has for me."

"Understood. Dear Kilik. I know you have hated me for stealing Xianghua from you but putting that aside, i have some important matters to discuss with you. As you know, tomorrow is the day that our beloved children are sent back at us but Xianghua has had an incident and suffered amnesia; we'll be traveling around China for that reason wishing her memories could be remembered during our trip. What I'm asking you is to keep the children by your side until we return, it is uncertain when we do but until then please do have the patience to wait for us and look after our children. Just know that there is no way to contact us because everything we have will stay at home. Sincerely, Yan Wujin."

I quickly got up from the chair before mentally cursing words, "Oh no... No way! Yan Wujin! If you're going to travel China then take your two damn brats with you!"

"What is my next task?" Ask the laptop.

I was close to tears, just... this was so unfair, I finally get the life i dreamed of but now these two brats will steal my paradise away! "Just... Power off."

I pulled on my hair while cursing mentally with my eyes wanting to pop out of my head. Damn you! Those carefree couple just want me to suffer hell and if having those evil spirits weren't enough! Ahh! What kind of excuse is that?!

"Jeez, Kilik. You haven't made me my steam buns." Xiba said poking his head into the door.

Another head in shown about Xiba's head and that was Leixia, "What happened? You looked like you've seen a ghost."

Wouldn't you want to correct that? I did not see a ghost but rather, I had seen two damn brats messing up my life and tearing me apart! I stop gripping onto my hair and let my two arms freely fall down to both my sides. "Oi, pack your bags."

"Why? We still have tomorrow before we go home!" Leixia pouts.

"You're not going home. Your parents are living a carefree life and are dumping you on me so now it's time to chase them. They'll be walking around China so we just have to have luck on our side to meet them."

"But why then why would we need extra luggage?" Xiba asked.

"I guess you're right. C'mon, let's go."

I walk out of the room and make it out the front door, "You guys coming or not?"

Both Leixia and Xiba exchange confused looks before saying, "Yeah, We'll go with Uncle Kilik."

Here begins my adventure of finding those damned irresponsible parents roaming around China!