Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic or any other characters, just the story.
Warnings: M/M, Sexual themes, Silliness
"Hey, cheer up."
"….."
Sonic sighed. Shadow had been sulking three days non-stop because of the silliest thing.
"Stop blaming yourself."
"….."
Well, apparently his words rang hollow. The black hedgehog continued to stare blankly at the magazine. If Sonic didn't do something soon, Shadow would make sure hell would freeze over. He began massaging his lover's shoulders, while licking his earlobe in a very suggestive manner.
"What do you say to take this somewhere else?" He suggested slyly.
"….4,6…."
Sonic sighed again. Normally, the black hedgehog would be all over him by now.
"Look, it's not that bad rated. It was your first after all."
Sonic kissed Shadows cheek. He hated it when the black hedgehog was sad or feeling down. Normally, he would cheer up after some hot love making, but he feared it wasn't the solution this time.
"….I'm gonna kill them."
Sonic gulped. Yup, he was serious.
"Come on. It was your first game. And you have to admit, it wasn't the best….." He stopped when he caught the evil eye of his lover. Definitely not good.
"What I'm saying is: I'm sure you will do better next time." Shadow approached him slowly.
"You didn't like it?" He asked in a calm and threatening tone. A tone which promised death if the answer was not to his liking.
"Of course, but…" Now, what was he suppose to say?
"But?..." The black hedgehog urged. Sonic sighed again.
"Fine. Kill the reviewer. But I'm not going to clean up after you this time."
Shadow kissed his mate's lightly on his lips, before grabbing his gun and bazooka.
"Time to kill the reviewer."
Poor Shadow. His game didn't get too good critics, did it? (For those who didn't get it; Shadow has his own game, but apparently, it wasn't so good…Haven't played it myself, though. And now he's out to get the reviewers.)
Poor reviewer….
And if you don't review, I'll sic Shadow on you;) Or even better: If I get enough reviews, I'll throw in a lemon.
Devil's Backbone