"We're all mad here."


Sakura Haruno didn't need her family and friends to tell her she was going crazy. Oh no she already knew she was. Why just last week she could have sworn she had seen a rabbit at least six to seven times larger than a normal rabbit at the edge of her garden. Then just this morning she saw it before leaving for work on this dreary morning. She stared straight at it and gasped when she realized this rabbit wasn't like a normal rabbit due to it's brightly colored waistcoat and bright blue jacket. She watched as it glanced at her than at it's paw then back at her.

Finally she had to rub her eyes thinking she imagined it because it was gone after she moved her hands. Deciding she might have taken on one to many shifts at the local clinic where she worked she called in to let them know she was going to take a day or two off to recover from the crazy amount of people they had recently.

However right after she hung up with the clinic her phone rang. "Hello?" Sakura asked softly into the phone. She needed a break from all the noise of the town and her neighbors. "Oh hi Ino... How are you?" She smiled after a second or two. "I'm hanging in there. I was actually just thinking of taking a nap right before you called." She said thinking about the probability of taking a nap for the first time in weeks that would be longer than twenty minutes.

"Ino!" She suddenly snapped. "I'm not going on a date with that Kiba guy. I'm perfectly content single. Besides that I don't have time for a boyfriend on top of work!" She sighed. She loved her friends she really did but there was something about them always trying to set her up that drove her nuts.
She was fine single it wasn't like she planned on being a crazy cat lady when she was older. But her parents and friends were pressuring her into marriage. She frowned as she hung up with Ino a few minutes later. "She means well I know... But it's really gotta stop." She sighed as she moved about her kitchen for a few more seconds before heading for her small back porch. She took a seat in her favorite lawn chair and picked up the book she had started well over two months ago but had yet to finish.

Sakura smiled as she read the title of the book before opening it to the page she left off.

"Alice's Adventures in Wonderland." Sakura smiled slightly and continued to read. Little did she know her life was about to turn upside down and she was going to learn Wonderland was really and not as wonderfully pleasant as she thought it was because of her book.

Oh no. She was going to learn Wonderland wasn't a happy place and it hadn't been a happy place well over fifty years.

Sakura was shaken awake by someone or something after falling asleep reading her book. Groaning as she swatted the hand shaking her away she woke up with a startle yelp. It wasn't a hand it was a furry paw. She hadn't expected to feel fur instead of skin. She stared at the rabbit surprised to find it was in a jacket and vest. "We really should get going..." It muttered under it's breath as it checked its pocket watch before looking up at Sakura.
"This can't be real... Rabbits don't talk!" She said standing up quickly not realizing her book fell. "I have to be dreaming. You can't be real."

"Of course I'm real..." the rabbit muttered reaching out for her hand"Come the King is waiting." He said before grabbing and pulling Sakura's hand which caused the pink haired woman to squeak then thrash around and it finally came to the point of where the rabbit stopped pulling her along and threw her onto his shoulder. "Miss really the King wishes your presence at once." He said slightly agitated on how Sakura was reacting.

When Sakura was flung over the rabbits shoulder she screamed and continued to thrash about trying to break free. "Let me go! This is kidnapping!" She said attempting to beat on the rabbit's back. "I-I-I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED!" Sakura shouted as she continued to beat against the rabbits back.

"Sure... Your police would arrest a rabbit... Then send you to the loony bin." The rabbit snorted as they neared the rabbit hole. "Take a deep breath." He instructed before throwing poor Sakura down the hole then jumping in afterwards.

Sakura felt as if she had been falling for hours. Perhaps falling from one dimension to another makes time slow down. However when she finally stopped falling she landed on the ground fairly hard with an unlady like curse coming from her. The rabbit landed perfectly on his feet and rolled his eyes. He grabbed Sakura's hand and pulled her up then along towards a city. The rabbit started to speak rapidly and his appearance changed from rabbit like to a human.

"Wha?" Sakura managed to get out before the rabbit flung her over his shoulder again. "HEY! Put me down!"

"We'll get there faster..." The rabbit muttered.
Sakura pouted before beating against his back again. "What on earth are you!" She snapped unhappy as the blood rushed to her head. All she could really see was the back of the Rabbit-man's shirt.

"Wonderland magic doesn't work well in your world... So we are changed into a animal unless we are royalty..." He muttered the word royalty. He didn't say much after that until they were closer to the strange city Sakura managed to see before she was hauled over the rabbit-man's shoulder like a sack of flour. The rabbit-man would have left the girl where she was but he knew how angry the King would be if he just left her and if King was anything like his mother's sister he'd be beheaded.

"Where are we going anyways?" Sakura asked into the rabbit-man's back as she shifted uncomfortable on his back. She could hear the sounds of the city. Cart's on cobblestone and merchants trying to get people to their shops.

"The palace. The King has requested your presence."

Soooo... This part is short... like really short. But I promise it will get longer... I just had to get something out before I ended up spazing and not actually writing anything... Writer's block can be a pain sometime... x.x I'm also not entirely happy with rewriting KoHs but I seriously set myself up for a completely failing story the way I wrote the original... I'ma get to work on writing this one as much as possible cause I still want this story out there...