A/N: New story I thought oh while going through Facebook and such. X'D
People have a lot of great ideas, oh gosh.

I'm writing so much these days and meeeh, it's pretty nice. C:
Hope you guys enjoy.

10 things that I hates about him.

10 simple things that others normally don't have but he does.

Such as, one.

He always breaks into my house without permission and that just drives me crazy. They invented doors for a reason and he could at least knock, right? And he always acts like it is the most normal thing in the world—which it isn't—and influences other Fairy Tail members to do so too.

Gray, Erza, Happy, Lisanna, Levy-Chan, and sometimes I'm so paranoid they might be in my house I can't walk around my house without having the feeling of being watched.

Two.

He eats like a pig. I know most men are like that but he goes beyond that point where it's watching a human eat. He can eat what 20 men could devour and the craziest thing is that he eats fire. I know he's a dragon slayer and all and he gets his powers from that but that's just bizarre.

I know one day that his wife will have to make him a buffet to satisfy his needs. But whenever he comes on over, a simple fire chicken is enough.

Three.

He is so dense.

And I mean dense. Denser than a rock or a pole that's standing right outside my house but then again—this guy is a weirdo. I don't know why he calls me a weirdo but he sure is one idiot. He is so oblivious and he has not a single clue about romance or anything else.

Sure, he has those serious moments where his words move you but he is just so freaking dense it drives me crazy.

I guess his dragon instincts are pretty messed up because Gajeel or Wendy aren't like that.

My special dragon slayer.

Four.

He always destroys something. He just has to—it's in his blood he says. That's how he always gets my rent money taken away and that is how Fairy tail has complains rolling in one by one every hour!

That guy cannot control his magic and one day, he's going to burn us all.

I mean, I know he's strong and he likes destroying things but can't he just stop for a minute or two? That is another thing that drives me over the edge.

Five.

He always picks fights with people and sometimes—it's just so annoying. I know it wouldn't be Fairy Tail without the fights and screaming but Natsu takes it too seriously. I mean, does he really need to fight about the simplest things and have to win them all?

We know you're strong, Natsu. We know you're hard-headed too. But why do you need to pick fights and destroy everything around you?

Fairy Tail sure spends a lot of money on stuff.

Because of a certain dragon slayer can't keep his hands to himself.

Six.

He is just so nosy and rude sometimes. He always snoops around my house and tries to look at every little thing. I mean, my house is his house—almost—but why does he need to go through my panty drawer and read my story? I promise Levy-Chan she'll be the first but Natsu, Gray, and Erza beat her to it!

And he has no manners at all! Asking people's personal questions, taking people's things, yelling out mean retorts to anyone to insults him or his friends, it just drives me crazier every day.

Seven.

That guy is a pig and I don't think he can clean up himself anytime soon.

He literally leave any place all messed up and trashed like we had some big party or some burglar came in looking for some gold.

It's tiresome to pick up after a 19-year-old boy all the time and having him destroy a lot of things isn't helping! Sure, he helps if he feels bad or is forced to but most of the time, he doesn't.

And that just drives me crazier every day.

Eight.

That stupid fire breather things my bed is his and he always sleeps on it without my permission! Barging in my house and eating my food is one thing but sleeping on my bed is a bit nono. I mean, if you're going to sleep over at least ask and sleep somewhere else but my bed.

My back has been hurting for the pass days every time he sleeps over being I have to sleep on the floor!

I could share a bed with him but that would be just awkward.

Waking up in the morning next to him isn't a highlight either. His heavy limps and weight is all over me, he's drooling and snoring in my ear, and it's just so hot that I wake up sweating every time he's there.

Another thing that drives me crazy.

Nine.

He and Happy tease me so much that they drop my self-esteem down to zero.

I know he teases a lot more people but I am his number one target for some stupid reason and I find that a bit weird and annoying.

Teasing me about how I'm looking a bit fatter than yesterday makes me, of course, feel bad. Teasing me about how I look like an animal while eating is also, bad. Teasing me I look like a monster when I wake up is also, bad. And teasing me how I look so bad when I'm angry and so weird just makes me want to give them a Lucy Kick in the face.

I know some of the might be true but can't they keep it to themselves?

It makes me feel bad and it drives me crazy every day! But me ignoring Natsu will never ever happen because that fool is just so non-ignorable.

And lastly, ten.

I hate that, that fool made me, the almighty Lucy Heartfillia fall in love with him.

I always thought I would find somebody who's more like me, right? Calm, sweet, funny, nice, book-loving, strong, and so on but how in the world did I fall in love with Natsu Dragneel?

The idiot, dense, destructive, not-book-loving, pig, Pink-haired weirdo? He's like the complete opposite of what I am and what I wanted to fall in love with one day. We have a few things in common but falling in love with him was just so bizarre I felt like I was going crazy.

But crazy or not, I was indeed, in love with that idiot.

No matter what anybody says or what he does, I will be his and he will be mine.

After all, he promised me an endless life of love and happiness.

And these are the 10 things I just hate about my loveable Dragon Slayer, Natsu Dragneel.

A/N: Cheesy, I know. xD
But I wanted to write some more and an idea popped up so like it. D:
Anyways, thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed.

Don't worry about Layna, I'm feeling much better. Thanks for all the support, guys. I just have my moments time to time.~