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"In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule... Long have I served as the
guardian spirit... I am known as the Deku Tree..."
Link is sleeping in a treehouse.
"The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me.
Each Kokiri has his or her own guardian fairy. However, there is
one boy who does not have a fairy..."
Link dreams of Hyrule Castle Town amid a rainstorm. The town's drawbridge
lowers, allowing a horse carrying a girl and a woman to leave. The girl
looks at Link, who stands outside of the town walls, as the horse gallops
out of sight.
Soon, a man emerges from the town atop a horse. He raises his left hand,
and directs the palm thereof toward Link.
"Navi... Navi, where art thou? Come hither...
Oh, Navi the fairy... Listen to my words, the words of the Deku
Tree... Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil descending upon
this realm... Malevolent forces even now are mustering to attack
our land of Hyrule...
For so long, the Kokiri Forest, the source of life, has stood as
a barrier, deterring outsiders and maintaining the order of the
world... But...before this tremendous evil power, even my power is
as nothing.
It seems the time has come for the boy without a fairy to begin his
journey... The youth whose destiny it is to lead Hyrule to the path
of justice and truth...
Navi...go now! Find our young friend and guide him to me... I do not
have much time left. Fly, Navi, fly! The fate of the forest, nay,
the world, depends upon thee!"
Navi leaves the Deku Tree, and looks about within the Kokiri's area of the
forest. After some difficulties, lastly flying into a fence, Navi arrives at
Link's treehouse and finds him sleeping.
"Hello, Link! Wake up! The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you!
Link, get up!"yells out a hyper,annoying blue fairy.
Link awakens.
"You finally woke up! I'm Navi the fairy! The Great Deku Tree asked
me to be your partner from now on! Nice to meet you!
The Great Deku Tree has summoned you! So let's get going, right now!"says the fairy.
As Link exits the treehouse, a female Kokiri approaches.
"Yahoo! Hi, Link!"calls out a green-haired Kokiri,Saria.
Link climbs down a ladder.
"Wow! A fairy! Finally, a fairy came to you, Link! Wow! That's great
news! I'm so happy for you! Now you're a true Kokiri, Link!
Is that right? The Great Deku Tree has summoned you? It's quite an
honor to talk to the Great Deku Tree! I'll wait for you here.
Go see the Great Deku Tree!"says Saria.
Alright,now let's get to the parody stuff.
Link walks to the forest trainig ground
"Hey a hole!"calls out climbs in the hole.
"Woah!A giant boulder!"yells a running link.
He runs and finds a chest.
dun dun dun DUN!
"You got the Kokiri Sword!"
"hey,listen!you got a sword!"yells out Navi.
"Thank you,Captain Obvious!"mumbles Link.
"What?"asks the already annoying fairy.
Link gives Navi a look that says You know what i'm talking about.
Navi goes in Link's hat.
"Get out of my hat!"
"NO!"
"I have a sword!"
"You'll just cut your hat!"
"Fine,but only because i'm not willing to cut
my Favorite hat."
Link walks off to the great Deku Tree.
But Mido is blocking the way.
"you must have a sword and shield to
pass!"says Mido.
"I HATE you!"says Link.
Link goes off
to the shop and
exchanges 40 Rupees for the Deku Shield
and goes back to Mido.
"Dangit!You can go,JERK!"
Link walks to the great Deku Tree.
"Navi,Link,im cursed go inside me to prove you are brave."says the Deku Tree
"Navi,aid Link on his journey."
"OK!"says Navi!
"So Link,I like you!"
Link gives Navi a Not interested look.
"Now i'm jealous of Zelda!"says Navi.
Well,there's the 1st chapter!hope you enjoyed it!
Please,no flames.