DISCLAIMER: I own everything in this story... In my dreams.

Haven't you ever wondered... WHY exactly Team Rocket wants ASH'S Pikachu? Like, why can't they catch a wild one? Well, in this one-shot, I will explain why.

"Looks like this is a suicide mission!" Lieutenant Surge yelled, throwing a Voltorb behind enemy lines, it exploding and killing two peopl-

Oops! Wrong story! Don't pay attention to that part... It's DEFINITELY not another story in the works... DEFINITELY.

... ... ... Ok, I got the right story now.

Ash was sleeping in, as always. The day before this, Misty asked to do somethign with Ash, today. What was it?

"Ash, wake up!" Misty yelled to Ash.

"Wha...?" Ash was still tired.

"I thought we were going to do something today!"

"Yeah... What was that something?"

"You'll see..." MIsty replied smirking.

G-G-G-GAAAH! Wrong st-tory again! That one is NOT in the works! I was writing that years ago... I don't even know why, I don't even like writing stories like it...

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Ok, this time I REALLY found it. But, if I didn't... We'll just go with it.

Red, the Pokemon Trainer we all know and love, was at the Elite Four. He had already beaten the four Elites, and he was moving on to the champion... He couldn't believe it! He was about to become the Pokemon champion! He walked into the large room, to be meeted by... Huh?!

It was...

"ButtSack?!" Red said (RHYME), obviously confused to see his old rival at the champions' room.

"I told you, my name is Gary!"

"Whatever, ButtSack. You're here, and we're gonna battle."

"Grrrrr... Alright. May the best trainer win!"

ONE EPIC BATTLE THAT YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE SEEN LATER...

"N-no... It can't be... I lost... And to... YOU!"

It was true... He had been beaten... By Red!

"Heheh, all in a day's work for me."

"GET OUT!"

"Ok, ok! I was about to retire anyway!"

Meanwhile, a trio of three was watching them fight from a window. A man, a woman, and a Meowth.

"What do you think they're fighting about?" The man said.

"Probably something not worth fightin' for." The Meowth replied.

"Will you two stop?! We're trying not to be seen!" The woman said. Meowth sighed.

"Jessie, why are you always so angry?"

"Because, James, you two are idiots!" James and Meowth widened their eyes and gasped.

"Hey, what's that kid doin' now?" Meowth said, looking back at the window, followed by James and Jessie.

Red was holding his Pikachu, whom he loved dearly.

"ButtSack... Take my Pikachu, and give it to the next Pokemon Trainer who leaves Pallet Town..."

"Um... Ok..."

And that next trainer happened to be Ash Ketchum.

[insert everything that happened in the first half of episode one of the anime here]

Team Rocket was sitting in a tree, watching Ash trying to catch a Pidgey, then a Spearow... And he failed miserably.

"Hey, remember that Pikachu?" Meowth whispered.

"Yes, wasn't it owned by that champion, Red?" James replied.

"It was... And we have to capture it and learn it's secrets..." Jessie said.

I hope you guys enjoyed my first Pokemon FanFic! Well... It wasn't really a fic, it was more of a re-telling of a Pokemon theory... But whatever. If you have any suggestions for what I should write next, feel free to let me know in the form of either a Review, or a PM!
R&R!