PRANK WARS: CHAPTER ONE

EMMETT'S POV:

I smirked as I ran to Bella's house. She was considered to be a part of the family by everyone except my Rosie. I can't understand what Rose has against her. I know she'll warm up to Bella eventually.

I needed to show Bella she was part of the family in my own way. She knew that I loved to play jokes on people, but little did she know that we Cullens pull pranks on each other… well, I usually pull a prank on someone, and then we start a pranking war.

I always wanted to try this one prank, but I was never allowed to nor had the opportunity. Now was my only chance to see if it would work.

I ran into Bella's bathroom and mixed the bottle I brought with her strawberry shampoo. Now all I had to do was go home and wait for the action to begin.

BELLA'S POV:

I sighed as I walked through the door to my house. I couldn't wait to take a shower tonight. It would be the first time in a few months that I didn't need help showering. I had just gotten the curses cast off my leg.

I ran to my room to grab my bag of toiletries and walked into my bathroom to turn on the water so it could start warming up. After about a minute, I jumped into the shower.

I felt my whole body relax as the warm water hit my back. After a few minutes of just standing there deep in though, I grabbed my beloved strawberry shampoo. I put a small amount in the center of my palm and started to rub it through my hair. I felt a burning sensation on my scalp after a few seconds.

"Ow," I muttered, thinking it was only my imagination. The pain started to get worse. "Ow!" I yelled.

I looked at my shoulder and gasped. The gasp quickly turned into a scream. A huge chunk of my hair was on my shoulder and a lot more was coating the bottom of the shower. I quickly rinsed the remaining hair the best I could and grabbed Charlie's shampoo. I quickly washed my hair twice and got out. I knew who was behind this.

I ran to my room and put on a shirt and jeans. I sprinted to the door and grabbed my jacket as I heard Charlie yell, "Bella, where are you going?"

"I have to see someone," I yelled back at him as I ran out the door. The whole drive to the Cullens, I was thinking about what I was going to do to Emmett. I decided to just run at him and take him by surprise. I'll work out the rest as I go.

When I arrived at the house, Edward answered the door before I could even knock. He had a crooked smile on his face that would have made me melt if I hadn't been so furious. I pushed past him and walked into the house.

"Emmett! Get your ass out here!" I screamed.

Everyone was in the living room before I could blink an eye. Esme and Alice's mouths were open, probably because I was screaming and swearing. I saw Emmett silently laughing, and I stalked towards him before Edward grabbed me.

"Bella, what happened?" Edward asked with a suspicious look on his face as he turned to look at Emmett.

"Why don't you ask your idiot of a brother?!"

Emmett laughed. "Oh, no! I'll leave you the honor of telling them."

Everyone looked at me. I gave Alice a wounded look. "Why didn't you warn me?"

Alice looked confused. "About what?"

I stared at her. "You really didn't see it?" I asked disbelievingly. She shook her head.

I threw a dark look at Emmett before I put my hand to my head. I pulled a huge chunk of my hair out. Everyone gasped except Emmett. He started to laugh. "Emmett put something, probably Nair, in my shampoo!" I yelled with tears in my eyes.

Emmett grinned as he pulled out a bottle of extra strength Nair. "I didn't think it would work." He grinned bigger. "So glad it did. She will probably go bald now!"

Alice jumped on Emmett and started to hit him in the face. "You idiot! It's terrible that I can't do her hair now, but you don't do that to a girl!"

Alice was apparently still hitting Emmett at midnight, because Edward came into my room with a smile on his face as he said that if Emmett was human, he'd have had every bone in his body broken. So, the moral of this little mishap is to never put Nair in a girl's shampoo.

A/N: So this is my first time ever writing something like this. I hope you all enjoyed this one-shot. I will make another one as soon as I can. If you guys ever want me to make the Cullens play a certain prank, please send me a message or write it in a review. Hope you all have a great weekend.