Our host was a simple demon named Claude, though his party itself was rather odd.

As he went to check the clock, there came a strong and booming knock.

ARRIVED FIRST WAS GREED, SMOKING HIS WEED

FOLLOWED BY PRIDE, WHO GAVE HIM A RIDE.

Claude gave a slow and knowing smile, this party would surely go on a while.

THE NEXT GUEST DIDN'T BOTHER TO KNOCK, A TALL, FRIENDLY MAN, BY THE NAME OF BROCK

Other guests started trickling in, including a good friend of his, meyrin

WHEN ARRIVED THE LAST CAR, THEY OPENED THE BAR

DRINKING GIN AND TONICS, WAS A LARGE MEAN BEAST NAMED ONIX.

Approaching him proved rather hard, but not to the rugged, brave ol' bard

BARD LOVED TO DRINK, HE EVEN HAD A SECRET STASH, THAT HE SAVED ESPECIALLY FOR HIS BEST BUDDY ASH.

NOW ALCOHOL ISN'T RIGHT FOR ALL MEN, ESPECIALLY NOT THOSE OF AGE TEN.

THE LIQUOR SET IN AND HE SOON GOT A RASH, THE FIRST TO GO HOME WAS OUR DEAR OLD FRIEND ASH.

Claude waved him off with a turn of his hand, at that same moment there came the band

THEY NEEDED THE NOISE TO DROWN OUT SCREAMS OF AL, WHO WAS NOW IN A BAR FIGHT, A BATTLE ROYALE.

GRASPING A KNIFE THAT WAS NOW VERY SHARP, WAS HIS FEARLESS ENEMY, THE MAGIKARP.

They both fought well but there could be only one, in the end it was Al as he weighed nearly a ton

THE CROWD THEY DID CHEER AT THIS GLORIOUS FIGHT, THEN THEY ALL SETTLED DOWN, READY FOR A BITE.

Out came the servants to feature the grub, the guests noticed they were from the host club

DINNER WAS SOON, BUT THEIR PATIENCE WAS A TESTED, BECAUSE THE POOR COOK WASN'T WELL-RESTED.

THE HOSTS THEY DID PLEA FOR SOME HELP WITH THE FOOD, AND BARD VOLUNTEERED IN A GREAT ATTITUDE.

Who sat back there napping but punchy Larue, now the hosts had to serve, and to cook too?

THE FOOD WASN'T READY, BUT THEY WANTED TO TRY IT,

SO THEY ALL BUSTLED UP ONE GREAT BIG OL' RIOT

Stressed and frightened for their lives, the hosts began to grab up kitchen knives

THE BAND STARTED PLAYING AND EVERYTHING STOPPED, THE FIGHTING, THE SCREAMING, THE KNIVES THEN WERE DROPPED.

GIRLS DEAD MONSTER, A FABULOUS BAND, HAD DROPPED BY TO LEND THEM A HAND

The music was magic, the tunes were bliss, soon everyone was lined up for a show not to miss

Soon of course they all were high, even a young boy whose name meant sky

THE HOSTS DID WORK HARD TO FINISH THE MEAL, BUT ALL THEY HAD LEFT WAS ROTTEN OLD EEL.

THE MUNCHIES WERE COMING, AND THE BAND HAD TO STOP, HOW COULD THEY FIX THIS, THE PARTY WAS A FLOP.

The hosts worried they would certainly be fired, but right on time everyone began to get tired

THEN IT WAS ED, WHO RESTED HIS HEAD, AND SENT THEM TO BED, WITHOUT BEING FED.

He was a hero to all as he wished them goodnight, he gave a small sigh as he turned out the light

THE HOSTS WERE STILL WORRIED, FOR WHEN BREAKFAST WOULD COME, IF THEY HADN'T A MEAL, THEY WOULD ALL FEEL LIKE SCUM.

THEN IT WAS MINT, WHO GAVE THEM A HINT. IT TURNED OUT THE STORE, WAS ONLY NEXT DOOR.

A brilliant plan came from bard, a quick trip to the store wouldn't be hard

bard hopped in his van with the hosts in the back, and they went to find a breakfast snack

THE STORE WAS CLOSED TO THEIR DISMAY, THE WHOLE SHOPPING CENTER HAD BEEN BLOWN AWAY.

A BOMB HAD BEEN SET WITH VERY GREAT SPEED, WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING, BUT THEY KNEW IT WAS GREED.

THEY RUSHED THEMSELVES HOME TO KILL EVIL GREED, WHO HAD STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, PLAYING ASSASSIN'S CREED.

Upon their arrival no one was there, now the evil greed could have been anywhere

WHEN SEARCHING THE HOUSE THEY FOUND ED, WHO TOLD THEM NOW THAT GREED WAS DEAD.

"PERHAPS IT WAS LUST, WHO TURNED HIM TO DUST?" SAID ED, SHAKING HIS HEAD.

It didn't matter for it was food they were wishing, they glanced out the window and saw honey fishing.