A Volturi Christmas Card

My version of a Christmas card from who else? Please welcom our least favorite vampire rulers, THE VOLTURI!

Dear Fellow Immortal, Hello! This is Aro, wishing you happy holidays! I am proud to call you a friend, and loyal part of my kingdom.

How is your coven? Any casualties, or perhaps rule breakers who we can come anialate? I hope you are enjoying the holidays with your special match!

If you don't have a soul mate, maybe this holiday will be your lucky Christmas! I would wish your children well and say they will definetley get something nice from Count

Dracula, but you have none! Atleast I hope you have none. Then we would have to kill you.

Sincerely, Your Rulers/The Volturi, Caius, Marcus, and Aro.

You like it? I'm thinking of doing lots of Volturi stuff. I LOVE Poking Fun At Them!