A/N: hay every one, I felt like being silly so here goes... it is a Fianl Fantasy seven take on Maddona's Material Girl song.

As sung by Yuffie.

stage is dark

crowd: ohhh

a glowing orb appears in the center of the stage (could possibly be materia)

crowd: ahhh

a small light turns on in the corner of the stage.

crowd: yah

Yuffie walks in to the light.

crowd: yippie!

Yuffie walks to the middle of the stage

the light folows her.

crowd: kinda silent (except for the drunk guy in the back row!)

acts all dramatic

crowd: silent

police retrive drunk guy

Yuffie

"We are living in a materia world"

singing heart out.

"And I am a materia girl!"

crowd: cheers

"we are living in a materia world"

"and I am a materia girl"

sits and thinks

crowd: ^_^ ???

"I don't really know this song!"

goes along with the tune

"La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!"

"Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da!"

"we are living in a materia wooooorrrrllllldddddd"

pause.

"and I am I materia girllllllllllll."

crowd: wow that sucked...

drunk guy: Can I have your autograph? I loooovvveee you...

Yuffie: hay didn't the cops take you away?

druck guy: Oh yea!

dissapears!

Yuffie: right....