The Kawaii new girl.
An Invader Zim fanfic.
Summary: Zim and Dib go to school one day to find one of the most obnoxious person that they've ever met. And now the two enemies have to team up and destroy her!
(An: I thought i'd do a parody thing. It's gonna be about 3-5 chapters long, so expect more besides this part. This is gonna be fun!)
One day, Zim and Dib were sitting in school like normal. Or as normal as normol can be in a crazy town with aliens. So normal like usual. Zim and Dib scowled at each other across the room, like normal. And miss Bitters was giving a lecture on the Zombie and Unicorn war of 1849. But suddenly, outside, something broke away from the normalness.
There was A large crash, and a bang, as Dib saw that Tak had come back to earth on her space ship. Dib almost fell over in his chair in suprise. But just as she had exited the ship, and was laughing maniacally, someone else flew out of the ship, knocked her down, and kicked her away. Dib sighed. He figured that had been taken care of. But the person turned his way, and waved. Dib was very suprised at how she looked.
She was skinny, yet had huge boobs. She was wearing a very short black dress, with a pink ingsignia in the middle. She wore pink and black tights, and had spiky pink and black hair that went all the way down to her knees. she also had tiny angel wings, and fashionable boots, and fingerless gloves. She then quickley ran to the skool entrance, and was in the classroom the next instant. Ms. Bitters raised an eyebrow at her.
"Ah yes, another useless adition to our inglourious skool. Now say something to the class, before I lose it. The girl turned to the class.
"Hai gaiz 1'm nu 2 dis skool. Mai naym is Crystal Daisy Blue jay starlight spark johnson! I'm nu 2 da skool and i'm supa smat and afleptic and beta at than u at everyting! i have wings and i can fly and-" She kept going on and on, and Dib realized that she was really annoying. really really annoying. Every second she talked, the more he hated her. Dib looked at Zim, who seemed just as annoyed.
After an excrutiatingatly long speech, Crystal took a seat.
Right in the middle of Zim and Dib. Dib sighed. It was going to be a long day. Ms. Bitters continued to drone, and the girl turned to Dib.
"Hai dere dib i'm a paranormal person 2 !111!" she said. Dib's eye's widened, and his hair scythe flipped over his face in suprise.
"How do you know my name?" He asked. He then thought for a bit. "How do you know i'm a paranormal investagator anyways?" She smiled, showing of vampire teeth.
"i has telepeenikes! Also, 1'm have irken." Zim turned around in his chair.
"Half Irken? That's impossible!" He stood up on his desk. "YOU LIEEEE!" She didn't seem to notice. She just kept on rambling in her annoying voice, with Dib slamming his head on the table.
"1'm alzo in luv wif the bof of u!1 but i don no hoo to chuz." Zim stood on his desk again.
"MIGHTY INVADERS DON'T NEED LOVE!" he screeched. Bitters raised an eyebrow, hissed, and turned in his direction.
"If you don't pipe down, I will incinerate your eyes!" she hissed again, showing off her forked tounge, then continued her lecture. "The Unicorns were able to create a blockade at the mountains, and defeated the Zombies in that battle. General Sparkle mane was responsible for that victory. then the-"
Dib turned around and looked at the girl. Was she serious? Saying that she loved the both of them and couldn't choose was very weird and out of the blue.
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After the bell rang, Dib sauntered out of the classroom with the rest of the skool children. But to his suprise, the girl glomped him.
"Hai I am gonna follow u hawm cuz i'm yur girl fren!" Dib scowled. Would she ever go away?
"Bug off!" he said, but she had already gone, and done the same to Zim. Dib snickered at how he was being glomped. Dib then hurried out of the skool as fast as he could, hoping that the girl wouldn't spot him.
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Dib was sitting at home on his couch with Gaz, telling her about the annoying girl, while she sipped her poop soda and flipped through TV channels, ignoring him. Dib then heard a knock at the door. He opened it, and found Zim at the door, with GIR Clutching to his head. Both of their eyes were wide, and they were shivering. Just before Dib could attack him, Zim stopped Dib.
"It's..it's her! You've got to help me!"
(Okay, here's chapter one! I wonder what Crystal did to Zim... ;)
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