Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera or any of the characters in it. Gaston Leroux does.
An Ugly Old Fop
A/N: If you like Raoul then I don't suggest reading this because it seriously makes fun of him
"Raoul it's your turn." said Mrs. Mary, Raoul's second grade teacher.
Raoul skipped up to the front of the room with his blond pigtails bobbing up and down and pink flower print dress flowing in the wind (even if there was no wind)
"Miss Mary, may I begin?"
"Yes, Raoul you may."
When Raoul began to read him poem everybody started giggling. I don't blame them This is how the poem went.
Yes, I am an ugly old fop.
Since no one likes me, my best friend is a mop
If I was a bunny I surely would hop.
My Rice Crispies go snap, crackle POP!
When I go home, I love to brush my hair
With ribbons and barrettes everywhere.
I am so pretty don't you think?
The only color I ever wear is pink!
My favorite smell is lilac it makes me smell so good.
None of the boys understand me in my neighborhood
They tell me that I am gay, almost every single day.
I say "Do you want to come over and play?"
"Raoul that is quite enough please take a seat."
"I know it is fabulous isn't it:-)"
"Well it describes you surely."
"Why thank you!"
So Raoul grew up thinking that it was okay to hop like a bunny and wear pink and brush his hair. So when he became old enough, he became a girl. Then someone was so shocked that he looked so weird that the girl died from shock. Raoul was charged with murder and was hung while Christine and Erik laughed in the background.
The End