Set during the beginning of Catching Fire. What really happened up in the Capitol...
President Snow was having a bad day. It was bad because Katniss had kissed Gale, which ment that Peetniss was not canon.
"EGERIA!" He yelled. "Bring me my dolls!"
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Egeria entered the grim looking meeting room, and set down a box that was filled with miniature dolls of everyone in Panem who where involved in the Hunger Games. As she walked out of the room, she reflected on the fact that her boss was kind of crazy.
President Snow shall henceforth be referred to as Cornelius, as it is much easier to say than Coriolanus or whatever.
Cornelius briskly walked across the room to the box of dolls. After rummaging around for some time, he emerged holding doll replicas of Gale, Katniss, and Peeta. He set them down on the table.
"Sorry Gale, I love Peeta, you're stupid." He began in a high pitched voice, wiggling his Katniss doll as if it were speaking.
"But Catnip!" He made the Gale doll pout. Then Cornelius made the Katniss doll run over and hug the Peeta doll. Then he smashed their faces together while making kissing noises.
Setting them off to the side, he grabbed a small, plastic wolf, and pointed it at the Gale doll.
"Oh no! A pack of hungry wolves! AAAAAAAHHHHH!" Cornelius mock screamed in his Gale voice.
"Grrrr!" He snarled, and proceeded to make the plastic wolf attack the Gale doll.
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Later that week, President Snow called all his military advisers in.
"We need to see about blowing up District 12. Preferably when Katniss isn't there." He addressed the confused adults.
"But, um, why sir?" One military guy asked.
"Because", Cornelius frowned, bringing up the Gale doll, "KALE IS NOT OTP!" He screeched, bashing the Gale doll aggressively against the table.
"Well, we could have her go back to the Hunger Games..." one military person mused.
"I'm listening." Cornelius grinned, leaning back in his chair.
And we all know what happens next!
