La la la… I, the author, am feeling stupid for some reason and decided to put that it was a lovely sunshiny day at the order. Harry and the gang were playing truth or dare with some hilarious results like Lupin and Tonks forced into a closet with Tonks looking rather disheveled and Lupin almost as pink as Tonks's hair when they came out, who knows what they did…
Then, Harry got drunk (don't ask me how, it was the twins) and drew some messed up transmutation circle (to tell you the truth he just drew some circles triangles..and lines…), a big one, and summoning something(s), take note of the 'something(s)'.
A flash of blue light and (I'm serious now) a guy/girl? (Okay, not that serious) with green hair fighting a boy with sandy blonde hair and a little girl (or so they thought since they could only see the long blonde braid and red coat). Then the guy/girl? Suddenly managed to practically slice the girl in half, not all the way just halfway through her waist. She collapsed onto her front so they still couldn't see her face. The boy screamed, "Nii-san". No one had any idea what it meant but they knew he was referring to the girl. Then he went up to Harry yanked the wand out of his hand and ran over to the smirking guy/girl? and stabbed him in the throat, as in all the way through and out the back while shouting "You killed Nii-san!!!!!"
After that, he stabbed a hole in the floor and began dragging the wand in it and finally made a transmutation circle and dragged the guy/girl? into it just as he/she? woke up. By now, Harry and gang were thinking 'WTF??!!!?!? The guy/girl? just got up after being stabbed through the throat!!?!' Then, the boy slammed his gloved hands on the circle and the genderless creature (I'm sick of typing guy/girl? so many times) started spitting out some weird red stones. Then the boy stuck Harry's wand through the creature's throat again and this time it died.
All of a sudden, the boy ran over to the girl (they still couldn't see the face) and pulled the philosopher's stone out of his pocket and placed it on the girl and used Harry's wand and blah blah blah…. you know what he does to bring the 'girl' back.
Then the 'girl' spoke, surprising everyone (except the boy) with 'her' deep and manly voice. (I can't believe their soo dim) "Aru? Why am I still alive?" and they all realized that 'she' was a 'he'! Then, they saw his face and were even more surprised, he was such a handsome boy!
(A/N: End of story. Ha ha. Messed up, gender confused Envy goes down and Ed and Al rule! It gets more exciting in the later chapters. I'll post chapters 2 and 3 later or tomorrow…)